Best Whoop Poems

It’s when you don't have
the money for a hit man.
And you know something
needs to be done.
If you have a hot date
and your boss asked you
to work late.
Dial 1-800 Whoop that ass!

The whoop ass delivery Service,
We will deliver a can of whup ass
anywhere to anyone at...

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Whoop dee do

How do you do?

I'm fine too

Just writing some

Poems to woo....

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Each generation plants a tree
The next one enjoys the shade
Seeds we plant in young people's minds
Are engraved and will never fade

So choose your path very carefully
They're watching your every step
You might think they're too distracted
Or they think you're old and inept

They're always watching how you...

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All you British girls, you're surely a treat
With soft and warm chatter that can't be beat
You toot my whistle
Makes me fire my missile
Don't worry it's a love missile, just for youses my sweets


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Spicy sausage (food for thought!)

Carrots, onions, …chopped!

Tomatoes, bells,   add to stock....

Peppered spice….(a lot!)

Oops!.... Almost forgot....!

Burned tongue!!!....It's....




HOT!!...

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Clear blue skies, not a single cloud
Hear me yell, whoop whoop out loud

A brand new day filled with fun
With friends galore enjoying the sun

Not a single thing can bring me down
Flying so high above the ground

Whoop whoop I yell, feel like singing
Along with the larks...

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Got lotsa love that I share every day
With my friends on Poetry Soup
But I reserve my real true affection
For you Miss Cathie whoop whoop

Love you sweet lady so much it hurts
Want to hold you and plant big smackers
Right on your lips and other places
Some are...

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All you British girls, you're surely a treat
With soft and warm chatter that can't be beat
You toot my whistle
Makes me fire my missile
Of course it's a love missile, just for youses my sweets...

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Whoop, whoop I'm in love with love
It's the only thing that really matters
Everything else goes on totally unabated
And can leave our minds in tatters

But uttering the word love to people
Most times they'll melt and blubber
They get flustered and turn a crimson red
Flounder like a ship...

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All you British girls, you're surely a treat
With soft and warm chatter that can't be beat
You toot my whistle
I fire my missile
Of course it's a love missile, just for youses my sweets...

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Whoop whoop I'm in love with love
It's the only thing that really matters
Everything else goes on totally unabated
And can leave our mind in tatters

But uttering the word love to people
Most times they'll melt and blubber
They get flustered and turn a crimson red
Flounder like a ship...

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"Twas the night before Christmas...
When Mrs. Claus had got drunk 
She went to a party...
With a hyena and a skunk
 
She laughed all night long... 
Till, something had stunk 
'Twas the laughing hyena... 
When he pulled out his junk

Mrs.. Clause had caught sight...
Then,  she...

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To New Year’s Eve, I say - big whoop!
What’s there to celebrate?
A year of stress and fear and loss
Which may not yet abate.

Of course there were some ups as well -
New babies born and time 
To spend with grandkids, kith and kin,
To read and write...

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2 TABLESPOONS OF CUMIN
1/4 CUP OF SOY SAUCE
2 TABLESPOONS OF PAPPRIKA
1/4 CUP OF CAYEENE
3 TABLESPOONS OF THYME
3 TABLESPOONS OF ROSEMARY
1/4 CUP OF GINGER ROOT
1 CUP OF DICED ONIONS
3/4 CUP OF DICED GREEN PEPPERS
1/2 CUP OF CHOPPED GARLIC
2 CUPS OF DARKBROWN SUGAR
1 CUP OF CHOPPED CILANTRO
3...

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We’d go exploring along the river and through the woods,
We’d run, and we’d whoop, then go silently to try and see a rabbit if we could.

We’d push through all the briar and the bramble,
Then chase each other in one big scramble.

We’d get covered in mud...

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