Whoop - Whoop
"Twas the night before Christmas...
When Mrs. Claus had got drunk
She went to a party...
With a hyena and a skunk
She laughed all night long...
Till, something had stunk
'Twas the laughing hyena...
When he pulled out his junk
Mrs.. Clause had caught sight...
Then, she danced with some funk
Her Jolly old fellow...
Her man, ...with some sp-nk
She thought it was Santa...
But, it was some punk
Disguising himself, with a beard...
Dressed, like a monk
So, she ended the night...
and crawled into her bunk
Then said, Merry Christmas...to all
Now, ho-ho-ho please leave me alone, it's me time :) ...with me hunk!
Whoop-Whoop!
The Night Before Christmas 2 PC
Sponsored by Joseph May
11-21-2019
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