Best Weight Loss Poems

   Vast sums of money
     enormous chunks of time
   All spent on losing weight ~
     usually ruined by dinnertime

   It's really quite easy
     now I know that...

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I really can't believe it!
It's that time of the week again!
Will the scale taunt me
Or prove to be my friend?
I've kept focussed, lowered syns,
Stayed faithful to the plan.
But at times the scale tells me
That it's not my biggest fan!
Yes, this can be demoralising
Can make a...

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Best way to stop being a large dork
       Put that utensil down, named your fork!

                   
                    5/16/2021...

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Deflated my butt

Lost too much weight way too fast

Where do I sit now...

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Around my hips, too much weight
    In place of a stomach, I've a spare tire
  My face is pudgy, slightly bloated
    Dark forces against me conspire ... 

  But I've reversed course, I'm shedding pounds
  ...

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Resolved: I’ll make a MOCKERY of death,
metaphoric wake may open my eyes.
I’ll ADORN kitchen walls with shibboleth -
an OPULENCE of signs which look passé.
using words like “Get Up and Exercise”,
“Calories Count” and “Don’t Forget to Weigh.”

I will EXULT VICARIOUS free time:
tasting all those shows on...

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It’s called, ’excessive fork to mouth disease’.
Overeating too much of what we please.
Sitting excessively on our derrière?
Watching TV, or writing poetry with magical flairs?

Lockdowns were absolutely no excuse.
Blaming it on “Climate Change…”a bad joke and so incredibly obtuse.
Get off our buttoxes and exercise at home.
It’s...

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When you work hard, I know that you’ll find,
That so long as you really don’t mind,
Holding your feet to the grind, 
Your efforts will reflect back to you.

A few years ago, I needed to lose weight,
Because my health really wasn’t great,
And when I looked in...

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I can’t believe it’s really me
Waist to head, I’m a Christmas tree
From this fat, I’ll never be free
A healthy life I’ll never see

I gained a little here and there
And now the people seem to stare
This weight my bones can barely bare
My body now needs special...

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A graceful young lady named Kate
would shimmy and leap and gyrate.
Her copious whirling,
maniacal twirling
caused Kate to shed half of her weight....

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If your aim is to lose extra weight
and escape from what seems like your fate,
take this piece of advice
(the advice is concise):
put your food on a minuscule plate....

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The cheesecake in the bakery I want to devour,
dag-gone my crumbling willpower!
It's cherry topping so high,
makes me want to cry.
I walk on past the candy aisle,
and gaze at the cereal shelves awhile.
Euell Gibbon's "sticks and pebbles"
Grape Nuts brand-
that kind of breakfast I cannot stand.

Give me...

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BATTLE OF THE WEIGHT LOSS DRAMA

Here's the halfway mark,
of the weight loss embark,
and if you're like most who at least get started.

Somewhere during the course,
you fell off the horse,
and now you're feeling dishearted..

But remember all’s not loss,
you’re still the boss, 
so never, toss, the babe...

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This was the year that I Iost all my flab,
Met so many people
Ì'm really quite glad
That i put on my shoes
And took to the floor,
Watch out 2020,
I'll be back for more!

This time last year you were strangers to me,
And now i see some of you...

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What should I do today
Doing everything the same way
Watching too much TV
It’s putting weight on me

Lack of movement causing pain
Knees hurt due to weight gain
My back hurts if I stand to long
Clothes to tight especially my bra

Sweets make my day
Trouble putting them away
No will power...

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