Weeki Wacky

Going on vacation 
down to Spring Hill, Florida,
decided to take in some attractions,
and with Weeki "Wacky" practically
right up the road,
drove there to do some investigating,
hearing that they have live mermaids
is something I've never seen,
so took it upon myself to check it out,
because they say seeing is believing,
got there just in time to take
in the next mermaid show,
and as I counted them swimming
around they turned out to be four,
three of them looking like a young Ariel,
the fourth one I did a double take
because she looked so familiar,
she looked older and had flaming red hair
just like the others,
but her costume was like the color
hot pink and much more gaudier,
finally getting closer to the mermaid tank
I realized who it was and started to giggle,
because believe it or not,
and I guess she never retired her mermaid costume,
it was none other than Bette Midler!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Hauser  Avatar
August 22, 2016 at 6:01 PM
Lol!
Hoffman Avatar
September 2, 2016 at 2:15 PM
Sorry this reply is late Mike,.....glad I made you chuckle!:)
Duet Avatar
August 21, 2016 at 11:09 PM
What? Bette Midler? Are you kidding??? lol Anyway, yes, I went there too years ago when one of my sons was little and I'll never forget it. Amazing to me that they could hold their breath that long.
Hoffman Avatar
August 22, 2016 at 8:33 AM
Now that would be a sight to see, lol! Guess she was hard up for work!:)
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