Best Veg Poems
Below are the all-time best Veg poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of veg poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Knickerless Vicar - Contains Innuendo :- Collaboration With Nina ParmenterFor a man of the cloth, our dear vicar
is not very partial to clothes
He is almost allergic to trousers
and y-fronts get right up his nose.
Ev’ry...
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Categories:
veg, clothes,
Form:
Rhyme
The Sheep Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas and all were asleep,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a sheep.
The cattle were snoozing, the pigs were at rest
And...
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Categories:
veg, adventure, animal, christmas, december,
Form:
Quatrain
Grocery shopping with mum
It's always Aldi on a Sunday afternoon. You're always waiting with your shopping bags in hand, slowly trudging along with your walking stick. ...
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Categories:
veg, mother son, mothers day,
Form:
Prose
Coco the Chocolate Bunny
Coco the chocolate bunny,
was so soft, furry and funny.
Loved to fill her little tummy
with green veg ever so yummy!
A little shy with big brown eyes,
loved...
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Categories:
veg, animal, community,
Form:
Rhyme
Make Do and MendMake Do and Mend,
Years ago we had jobs
We had fun and money in our pocket
Things were much better then
Once you could go out the door
And...
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Categories:
veg, community,
Form:
Verse
I Shudder To ThinkI SHUDDER TO THINK
I shudder to think about the way
Some vegetables are abused every day -
With physical and...
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Categories:
veg, funny
Form:
Couplet
Making SoupAlways cold in the morning, this kitchen is warmed now
With a roaring fire and my wife working beside me making just desserts
We stand here two...
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Categories:
veg, allegory, childhood, loss, social,
Form:
Free verse
I Do Love Food>I do love food.
When I was young, food was rationed.
So much of this, or that, you were allowed.
Each person had a ration book for adults...
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Categories:
veg, blessing, food, funny love,
Form:
Free verse
'twas the Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, I’d forgotten the sprouts
So I sent out a plea to the local boy scouts
I’d remembered the crackers, the turkey and...
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Categories:
veg, christmas, food, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
My Diary Day 1I was meeting me girlfriend , sexy Cherry Russ
When I saw her hands go up to her mouth and she did cuss
There was this whooshing...
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Categories:
veg, funnyme, me,
Form:
Limerick
Eating With BigfootMy baking skills I have to change
Vast quantity is needed now
Cos I invited Bigfoot to lunch
Do I serve deer or a tasty cow
He doesn't want...
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Categories:
veg, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
I Want To Be a VeganI want to be a vegan
I want to give up meat
I want hemp DM's to wear upon my feet
No more burgers, sausages and no more...
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Categories:
veg, animal, drink, fish, food,
Form:
Rhyme
SpringSprings around the corner
what wondrous things we'll see,
bulbs popping up above the ground
giving joy to you and me,
time to tidy up our plot, lots of...
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Categories:
veg, education, food, nature, seasons,
Form:
Ballad
I'M a Fool - Aloof Am I For Palindromes IiI was driving with my friend Delia in my brand new Honda Civic
It was noon and we were on our way to see my Auntie,...
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Categories:
veg, humorous, silly,
Form:
Free verse
Golden Tale of YesteryearsGolden days of old
when times were hard,
Yet, families did things together.
a ghostly story on the radio to make you scared.
Or maybe if you had a...
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Categories:
veg, day, family,
Form:
Rhyme