There was a man called Peter Cherry
Who was fond of the loganberry
His friend Reg
Would only eat veg
But Peter found fruit made him merry!
Categories:
veg, fruit, funny, humorous, men,
Form: Limerick
Eating all plants of my garden
Sometimes goats
Is it a battle,
Between veg and non veg?
Categories:
veg, animal, culture, environment,
Form: Free verse
Limerick : Once Meat-Eater met a Veg-Eater
Once Meat-Eater met a Veg-Eater
And they got along fine in summer
Who d’you think stopped rains
And dried up all the drains
Meat-Eater slaked thirst thanks to Veg-Eater
Then the snows from Kilimanjaro
Blizzard-driven chilled bones and marrow
Rare preys made themselves scarce
Even ants froze their ass
Whose bones Meat-Eater drained you needn’t know !
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Categories:
veg, candy, science fiction,
Form: Limerick
MEAT OR VEG?
With an empty bowl an owl may howl;
At drinking beer a deer may sneer;
Porcupine sometimes on pork may dine,
Or rabbit if they can’t break the habit.
I’ve often seen a snake ache for cake
Or a crane in pain for grain.
For pancakes a crocodile will smile for a pile,
For chaff a giraffe may laugh.
But if I was wanting to eat goose,
Standing here with my gun on the loose,
I’d be busy picking a gaggle -
If I wasn’t already gagging for a pickle.
Categories:
veg, food, funny, may,
Form: Verse
No more fish please
give us popcorn,
it's more nourishing
good for newborns!
Give us popcorn
no more nonveg,
good for newborns
veg advantage!
No more nonveg
give us sweet mom,
veg advantage
we should transform!
Give us sweet mom
fresh green cabbage,
we should transform
nonveg to veg!
Fresh green cabbage
it's more nourishing,
nonveg to veg
no more fish please!
© kash poet( 2nd August 2011)
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Placement: 3rd;(August 2011)
Contest:Pure thoughts on Nature (Photo based)
Sponsor:John Freeman
Categories:
veg, food, funny, sweet, fish,
Form: Pantoum
Brocolli and bacon soup
parsley risotto
casserole of artichokes
cheese celeriac
beetroot cake & cream
parsnip wine
try !
Categories:
veg, food
Form: Epulaeryu
A mushroom ravioli
with cabbage dumplings
in cauliflower puree
blackberry crumble
carrot cake
Trim!
Categories:
veg, food
Form: Epulaeryu
Japanese noodle salad
A gingered coleslaw
french vegatable pistou
Morocco potato
Lemon casserole
A meat free
Feed !
Categories:
veg, food,
Form: Epulaeryu
Kebabs of halloumi
Parmesan doughnuts
Spicy pumpkin linguine
Rosti and spinach
Frangipan tartine
Cognac ice-
Creamy !
Categories:
veg, food,
Form: Epulaeryu
In the Dandy lived a Desparate Dan,
Perhaps the world's strongest man;
A brawny westerner with stubbled chin-
His favourite dish was cow-pie,
Eaten whole...I tell no lie !
Categories:
veg, childhood, funny, people, ,
Form: Narrative
Traditional Sunday lunch
Of a forties child-
Mother's succulent roast beef
With Yorkshire pudding,
Gravy,spuds,carrots,
Cauliflower.
Cheese !
Categories:
veg, food, nostalgia,
Form: Epulaeryu