Best Up The Creek Poems
Up the Creek Without a PaddleI kept all of my money in my mattress instead of a bank.
It was stolen last week and I only have myself to thank.
I have never trusted banks, that's why my mattress was stuffed.
I want to buy a hot dog but I'm so poor that...
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Categories:
up the creek, funny, humor, humorous, money,
Form:
Rhyme
Up the Creek
There once was a man whose thoughts he would speak
Each time the police were called to the freak
Got himself arrested
For what he suggested
Last time he was sent off to Devil's Creek....
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Categories:
up the creek, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
up the creek.
I'm in the pickle mine
Think
This morn mine palate
In concert with
Mine maws
the...
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Categories:
up the creek, adventure, beautiful, character, engagement,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry