Best Turn Signal Poems

I made a right turn from the left lane,
people were shouting, "You are insane,"
but what they did not know,
pressure... I had to go,
it's not like...

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An idiot driver cut in front of me on the freeway
Just because they did not get the big picture 
I have to slam on my...

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You want to know what annoyeth me? Let me count the ways!
I could weave a veritable tapestry of all my aggravations, mostly in 
light and...

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Took a cruise down a river of booze.
Pissed my pants and filled my shoes.
Now it's time to clean it up.
Take a shower and drink a...

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Stand under the proscenium arch
Listen to show tunes till doomsday comes
Dawn with the songs of ever lasting darkness

Tap dance your last dance on Broadway 
Burn...

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Good God Man!
What are you people thinking?
If you can’t drive that can any better then that,
You better give it to me.
It’s enough to make me...

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Talking. Talking. Talking. At first it is fun, maybe even entertaining.
You are not sure exactly sure when it turns, but it does.
Suddenly the monopolizer’s ramblings...

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Please use your blinker
Is that too much to ask
Whether you are running right
Are you are turning left

Because in all actuality 
We have no idea 
What...

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Like to dedicate this to my late dad who was a roofer
So dad, if your up there... you nailed it
Now that sounded a bit disrespectful...

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she glided by in the fast lane on my left.

straddling the hind end of a hog,

looking elegant and lost.

 

in my mind I met her...

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Please use your blinker
Is that too much to ask
Whether you are running right
Are you are turning left

Because in all actuality 
We have no idea 
What...

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My grandkids gather around my hearth and think it's so great,
To listen to tales of my youth that to them I love to relate.
They sit...

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stop at the corner gettin ready to turn
started to go
turned on turn signal 
a car from down the way
starts to speed up
flashing lights
almost to my...

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can you summarize
proust's remembrance
of things past in less

then a minute and a half
while juggling an egg
a chainsaw and a

bowling ball
standing on one leg
whistling parts of...

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Seriously, another selfie for you?
So embarrassing, so petty and vain.
Flip that hair once again, I’m through!
Smack those lips and you’ll be in pain!

How about the...

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