License Out of a Cracker Jack Box

Good God Man! What are you people thinking? If you can’t drive that can any better then that, You better give it to me. It’s enough to make me want to start drinking. Stupid Bimbo. Your bulb isn't too bright… Maybe if you weren’t yapping on your cell phone, You wouldn’t have driven through that red light. Blasted Blue Hair You gotta be at least a hundred and ten. How can you drive when you can’t even see over the steering wheel of that brand new Mercedes Benz Afraid you might get somewhere? Scared that you won't? The sign says DO so you DON’T Nice turn signal Buddy. Think you need to use all four lanes at the same time? Didn’t they teach about those 2 bright yellow stripes in the middle of the road? It’s call the Double Yellow Divider Line How cool is it to be you? Show me again what your too cool car can do. Pay no mind to the photo radar snapping a picture of you. Got mirrors? Know how to use them? Here come the red and blues. Hope your paperwork is in order. It’s goon suck to be the late breaking story on the 6:00 news. Loreen Parke July 10th, 2006