Best Totally Poems

"All alone!  Whether you like it or not, 
alone is something you'll be quite a lot!"
     Quote from- Dr. Seuss,  Oh, The Places You'll Go! And The Larax
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Sometimes I am utterly, totally, entirely lonely, 
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goat yoga
relaxes body and mind –
no kidding!

Do watch this clip on the BBC website!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-isle-of-man-44473950/goat-yoga-you-must-be-kidding

7/3/18...

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Tacos are a delight
I think I want one tonight
Something crunchy to eat
Nothing sugarly just hamburger meat

Not just one, I want a whole bunch
For breakfast, dinner, snack, and lunch
Lettuce, tomato and mexican cheese
Lets go get one now momma, pretty please...

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It's totally me to be so free
independence non-arrested and just to be

to wander without lust yet now to rust
yet my heels I'm sorry may leave you in the dust

whether doing nothing is all I can do
or speed of lighting race leaves all subdued

I'm consistent about...

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I support you
Through the thick and thin of it all
I support you
When you're sick or when so blue
When money's tight and trouble falls
When I am totally appalled
I support you  

This is a form called a Rondelet...

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I Was Totally Lost, Till Jesus Found Me!

 I found myself lost and stumbling around.
Any true hope was nowhere to be found.

The satisfaction I was looking for wasn’t there.
I got to the point in life where I didn’t care!

There were dark things I was trying...

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There once was a lass from Toronto
Loved being ridden like a bucking bronco
Enjoyed a rough ride
“Ride 'em cowboy” she cried
Till her senses they became totally blotto


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Thanking God, His most graciousness, I am all healed.
Totally at peace, my grateful body now feels.
Crushed knee, thigh broken in two pieces.
I howled uncontrollably,with no ceases.
Trauma center,six hour surgery.
Hospital, heaven on earth! 
Food for royalty.
Kindness galore.
Perfection!


Tribute to UC Davis Trauma Center, Sacramento, California
Thank you, miracle...

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This is the family,
The completely normal family,
That lives just across the street,
With a daughter,
a son,
a mother,
and a father. 
The father, like any, is a unicorn tamer.
The mother is, of course, the queen of fairies.
The son is a hunter, a hunter of wild things.
The daughter is...

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Thank you, Lord, for not having the brains of fawn.
Like the Texas man, who broke into a home, to mow the lawn?


              ~True Story~
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Have you ever personally wondered
If you're playing with a totally full deck?
It may be that you just think you're normal
And you really don't even suspect

You're certain it's got to be everyone else
That's just a little bit off centre
It can't be you, you're totally sane
In your...

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Time for some more sillies
“D'ya know what burns my ass?
A flame about THIS high!”
Heard it before?, I ask

Got about a million of  'em
Stay tuned, here's some I chose
“If a cow laughs really hard
Does milk come out it's nose”?

“Do vegetarians eat animal crackers”?
“Is it good...

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Everything’s been frantic since the break.
What people don’t tell you about college,
is that you’re just tired ALL of the time.
I’m so tired, yawn ‘scuse me.
So if you’re planning to talk to me, bring coffee, make
some effort to be interesting - clap your hands or.. something.

Work...

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The prettiest, piteous, pompous, chick,
A hideous, devious, worst than sick,
Weak but slick, sneakily obvious,
Suspicious yet ambitious, cautiously quick,
Treat yet trick, easily malicious,

Strain to obtain the mundane matter,
Faint from pain of abstaining chatter,
Blabber and flattered by factor inane,
Bloodstained arranged for the vainest ever,
Help her, pamper and...

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