Best Teetotaler Poems
Below are the all-time best Teetotaler poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of teetotaler poems written by PoetrySoup members
The TeetotalerIn Ordinary Cups
The blades of winter grind into the ice
like blood on a bitten lip
two lovers spin and twirl
The days pass from teacup to teacup
in...
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Categories:
teetotaler, memory,
Form:
Terzanelle
TeetotalerI once knew a sedate gent with class,
who would not drink red wine at church mass.
Would take a wee sip,
to wet his wee...
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Categories:
teetotaler, red, wine,
Form:
Limerick
Dani a Charming Cvs Pharmacistwithin Zieglerville, pennsylvania
genuine snow white hair
upon her noggin doth adorn,
perhaps she will divulge to me (in private)
after i croon (to said lass),
the...
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Categories:
teetotaler, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
On My Shrew's DeathMy shew is no longer breathing
This I really do lament
My shrew is no longer kicking
I find myself in torment;
I wonder where its soul went;
Could it...
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Categories:
teetotaler, animal, bereavement, death, emotions,
Form:
Free verse
Spring Season Serves As Natural AntidoteSunshine undulates across verdant plain
casting dark shadows ushering twilight zone
ringing athwart tree trunks
invigorating, joyously kickstarting,
and plenti revitalizing
bountiful nature buzzfeeding
vim, vinegar and *****
caressing,...
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Categories:
teetotaler, appreciation, beauty, butterfly, earth,
Form:
Pastoral
In the Flower of His YouthIN THE FLOWER OF HIS YOUTH
You are what you eat?
Bill, a young guy, friend of mine -
Teetotaler and keen gardener neat -
Drank...
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Categories:
teetotaler, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Apricot BrandyThere once was a woman named Sandy
Who liked jelly candies and apricot brandy
While her teetotaler husband was away
She drank a bottle of brandy that day
When...
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Categories:
teetotaler, food, funny, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
I Asked My GrandfatherI asked my grandfather
why human beings drink
and get lost in drunkenness
I tell you my dear
those who get drank
were created by a drunken deity
those who do...
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Categories:
teetotaler, religion, satire,
Form:
Free verse
Things Not To MentionTHINGS NOT TO MENTION
Condoms in the Vatican
Soul music to the klansman
Pork chops to the rabbi
...
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Categories:
teetotaler, funny,
Form:
Couplet
The Alien In MeFrom birth to a toddler
As a toddler to teenager
From teenage to adolescent
And as I grew up
I knew I'm weird
I knew am...
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Categories:
teetotaler, deep, i am, inspirational,
Form:
ABC
Mary Yelvington 1876-1910Mary Yelvington
1876-1910
George Towne, now there was a man;
Handsome as the devil;
Strong as a bougainvillea vine.
And married to the redoubtable Fannie Towne,
Town shill, and occasional...
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Categories:
teetotaler, crush,
Form:
Epitaph
Taking Todays Tumblerful Tea TimeThis teetotaler turns to tea
torquing temptation
towards tippling
thankfully, though
that tremendous tugging
teasing tendency thirst trumped,
thru teaching this totally tubular
toothless titular Texan thuggish tyrant
(titled Tsar Terry Troutman)
transcendental theology
tenets...
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Categories:
teetotaler, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Six-Word Couplet EncoreMistake:
Watch me do
impressions of you.
Alcoholic:
Keen to sop
up every drop.
Alternative Realty:
Truth don't matter,
bacon don't splatter.
Discerning:
Only expensive wine,
when we dine.
Teetotaler:
Enjoy your beer,
just not here.
Politician:
I don't lie,
you're my...
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Categories:
teetotaler, 10th grade, feelings, funny,
Form:
Couplet
Fish In Spacethis has no head or tail
medicine box containing diseases
crazy as the river
that runs in reverse
planet that lost gravity
the heart of things
pulsing outside
my coffee in ice...
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Categories:
teetotaler, surreal,
Form:
Free verse
Voting Without AggravationVoting without aggravation...
Otherwise known as
absentee ballot/ mail-in ballot
if ye read no further... please exercise
opportunity to cast ballot
obviously freedom to choose,
but take serious stock of human...
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Categories:
teetotaler, 12th grade, betrayal, freedom,
Form:
Political Verse