Spring Season Serves As Natural Antidote

Sunshine undulates across verdant plain casting dark shadows ushering twilight zone ringing athwart tree trunks invigorating, joyously kickstarting, and plenti revitalizing bountiful nature buzzfeeding vim, vinegar and ***** caressing, massaging, and palpating with soundlessness inducing bub bully giddy, and sudsy spongy schmaltzy harmonic livingsocial kerplunk also intoxicating this perk o' late ting teetotaler, no longer ginger who doth oft times ale with melancholic funk, whereat imbibing nectar of the Gods with fulfillment temporarily quicken ends euphoric, albeit 'pon firm meant soberly drunk. Ah...nothing more uplifting than (Anita Bryant raisin eyebrows) plugging sunkist orange treat, this sensate being privy, sans front row seat agog at orchestral, festival, viz choral paean courtesy sweet flora and fauna feat bequeathed to Mother Earth, a requiem pulsating with heartbeat pitch perfect exultation glorifying spring days soon obsolete ethereal, ideal, and sensational tonic to gin prestidigitation, qua natural psychological helpmeet pleasant distraction with intent to read temporarily placating, needling craving for Pete sakes daily fix this news junkie, trembling when complete awareness he doth accrete, where quite glum, how civilization didst mistreat planet, hence feeling downbeat, especially haunting ghosts of Native Americans drumbeat signal harbinger debacle i.e. environmental doomsday soon fated extinction sealed and complete inexorably inching closer to reality necessitating superman to defeat global warming rendering vast swaths uninhabitable as Gaia global temperature packs tremendous heat!