Taking Todays Tumblerful Tea Time

This teetotaler turns to tea torquing temptation towards tippling thankfully, though that tremendous tugging teasing tendency thirst trumped, thru teaching this totally tubular toothless titular Texan thuggish tyrant (titled Tsar Terry Troutman) transcendental theology tenets taught transferring torpedoing, taming threatening titanic tsunami tempest tastefully tickling temperance testing trying taut tenacity together teaming (troika) triumvirate torchbearers transsexual therapist (Tony the tiger) tough trailblazer theoretician toady treacly Tory (Tommy Two Tone), thence thirdly Theodore "Tornado" Tornetta) themselves trained to tamp twerking tremens triggers, their tripartite treatment told tattooing thorny transforming took this then truant teenage turtle through time traveling to those truant tumultuous tragic, toxic, tipsy twitchy, touchy, tetchy typhoon terrible two times two times two times two tantrum throwing, thieving, threatening taxing textured teen tinder times - tossing, tilting, taking tankful tolled throaty, thoroughly, thickly telltale temblor toured terrible tournament testing taupe tumbling termagant (Thaddeus) tangling (Tangoing) tiny Timothy, the treacherous tarantula tying tussling travail – tata!