Best Teat Poems

A seed that was planted, turned a seedling.
Two farmers; one for the seed, the other the seedling.
I remember drinking as if from a bowl, through your teat, the drink of life.
The soft cushions of your gland when I jostled at them, sprang to life.
Then I'd...

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Here I stand
In the arms of a comely apocalypse
Foreseeing my deathly fortune
Reality never served as a good friend

But it was in that moment
When the sun shed her darkly grin
And hummed a song of comfort
In the mass of increasing terror...

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A man who leaves home with "deprived spouse" ire
Is prey to ladies with wanton desire
His wife may be pure
But there's just one cure
For men who are primed to put out a fire!...

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Each moment in time is a precious wee treat
Never to live again unless you're from Planet Teat
On Planet Teat, moments last years
Sitting on the popo would suck I fear
But I'll bumble through, a lengthy novel I'll read...

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