Best Suits Me Fine Poems

I can’t see my dentist and I’ve got dire halitosis,
with distancing I hope that nobody will notice!

When we're outdoors we must keep 2 meters apart,
this suits me fine when I drop a huge smelly fart!
 
At the supermarket there’s an enormous queue,
I hope the queue's much...

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The Watch Maker…


Let me be, leave me alone, I'm Him, I'm alone.
I'm in pain; let me be, let me be, on my own.
 All the time, every night, I see their vanished sights.
Let me be, being alone, tired of silent nights.
In this world of darkness,...

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I have a ridiculously large head,
I think I’d opt for a smaller one instead.
Oh, sure, you say that it suits me fine,
That’s because yours isn’t near as big as mine.

I bet that it weights at least thirty pounds,
It looks even bigger than it sounds.
When I...

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Walking, the mail man once carried a bag
Slowly, he now drives a jeep to mail box

Brown spots over my mail; a little moist
Like coffee stain probably from the gutter

Lazy! just sit, won’t get out the vehicle now
Months ago, he walked until women came

Hissing teeth, “Just...

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I hide in the corner behind a cloud of smoke 
Then find myself laughing at a strangers joke
For i seemed to have developed a hobby you see
Quietly sitting back watching people be 

I don't want to meet them or learn there name
I just sit back...

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My hanging-‘round-the-house attire
Is comfy, loose and old.
When wearing it, I’m not the most
Attractive to behold.

Yet when I’m settled for the day
To laze or do some chores,
My clothes are those that I would never
Wear when I’m outdoors.

These outfits once were new and of
A certain year’s design,
But...

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Tell

 me not

 how to think

 Above all else

 don't attempt to make

 me conform to the 'norm'

 I won't perform in your form

 For individuality

 is my strength and customary song

 Freedom suits me fine. It's where I belong....

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death shall have no dominion
Dominion of Canada
Canada goose
goose egg
egg salad
salad days
days of our lives
lives in the balance
balance the budget
budget rent a car
karmaloop
loopmasters
Masters of the Universe
universal love
love and hate
hate your guts
guts but no brains
brains blown out
out of our minds
mindset
set your watch
watch TV
vegan pizza
pizza crust
crust of bread
bread...

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I float up in the airway up high 
It’s like a drug and I’m always high
I don’t want to come down can’t you see
I enjoy it too much I’m in ecstasy

Your love makes me fly and it suits me fine
I here with you but I’m...

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I'm senile, demented, a has been, a dud,
At least that's the story, the Republican fad,
Yet little they know in their haste to throw dirt,
That they're helping my cause with their views so absurd.

Each arrow they fly with anger and speed
Is akin to a child that...

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Prayer
Subtle Lord I ask for me,
That I should be reborn for eternity,
resurrection, suits me fine, any color any clime,
on me death bed set me free,
jerk my spirit out of me,
agree I do, to come again,
poor old memory gone and then,
baby mullet swimming see,
baby Johnson is...

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J.D. and the Lawyer

J.D.’s a cowboy’s cowboy, ain’t no doubt
Knows aplenty what this world’s about.
Born on a hoss – never seen him fall
That’s why what he did surprised us all.

Some lady attorney moved into town,
Just outta school the rumors went round
She was a looker, so...

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It’s odd, don’t you agree, how circumstances do?
We could not have known I’d stumble upon you.
And yet, by chance, we happened to have met,
A transaction neither would easily forget.

At a time that was perfect, yet still not ideal,
I was done with the games, seeking something...

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Oh troubled girl
  who hides her face,
beneath the trouble
  she can’t erase.
 
She stands alone
  almost with distaste,
at the others
  her gender based.
 
I feel not  woman
  if that what woman be,
I am not a man
  I must...

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When I was no more than twenty-some or less 
The volume of the architecture slapped my senses, 
Entranced by gargoyle sculpture 
Peering in-out on the windows, 
Letting go the real world, favouring a darker glass.

In a room of tobacco exhale fraught with stress, 
I made...

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