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Premium Member Straightening The Curls

He is a lonesome young lad, not happy,
with curly hair he thinks he looks scrappy.
     Dunks his head in pool with spin,
     cold water his nose sucks in.
Tangled hair straightens, but he feels crappy.
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Categories: straightening, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Straightening Out the Cat Cooks
annoying cat cooks are whining in the kitchen
you can hear them from the front door
I don’t want to go in there to hear all their ’n.
I have gone in there too many times before

why do you always hire the cats? I ask my sister.
I know...

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Categories: straightening, cat,
Form: Rhyme

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