Best Stats Poems

Now, I am not a huge man

I'm not large by any means

In fact it is surprising

I still wear normal jeans

My pants don't have elastics

I still...

Read more of this work...

*****To the naked EYE, this poem may seem like gibberish,
but I assure you it is loaded with 24 palindromes,
3 palindrome phrases, 1 hidden palindrome phrase,
and...

Read more of this work...

Walking my tiger home alone
In the background and unknown
With a rag I polish a club
Then you take it with a snub

I walk around keeping stats
Wet...

Read more of this work...

Come close, come closer ... 
let me bend your ear, my estranged countrymen
It don’t matter to me
if you’re a Democrat or a Republican
Your political persuasion
is...

Read more of this work...

Evil Olive was cruel and vile to her employee Anna
She forced her to stack cats which had died
Anna was distraught and wanted to leave
Damm It...

Read more of this work...

I don't know what you're really thinking off me.
If this is real thinking I'm not thinking properly.
Everything inside me fights and tries to stop these...

Read more of this work...

The Only Topic 
Every Morning I get up and the very first thing I do,
Is switch on the Teli, to find out the latest Hullabaloo.
Well...

Read more of this work...

I'm sick and tired of the comparisons
If You disrespect one because you prefer the other, you're an embarrassment
They're the greatest footballers of all time you...

Read more of this work...

KG, the "Big Ticket"
as you are fondly called
every game you bring it
playing so fierce and so bold..

From high school sensation
to NBA superstar
an MVP recognition
and a...

Read more of this work...

Palindromes

One of our wildest, most memorable family sagas
involved my reckless brother, a racecar, a warm
spring day, and a non-adventurer, me. I warned, “Pop
said stay home...

Read more of this work...

The System Disk

That wide open plan, 
The desktop area so spacious, 
A vast canvas so beautiful;
Why do you sit there, 
Open to all for their...

Read more of this work...

Topic of Conversation (Heroic Couplet)

Say what you want about the man in black 
You think he cares about that, he got stacks.

Akron Ohio was his...

Read more of this work...

Otto and Anna
Departed at noon.
Jumped in their kayak
To fly to the moon.

The stats were against them;
Their radar had failed.
They had to refer 
To their mom,...

Read more of this work...

You know that summertime is gone
		when a chill is in the air
		when snow is in the forecast
		and hockey sticks appear
		when kids with toques and earmuffs
		show...

Read more of this work...

Share this poem: 
Share on Facebook  
Share on Twitter  
Share on Google+  
 
Shaila Touchton


Freshman - 507 Points Shaila Touchton  



Poet's...

Read more of this work...