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Premium Member BASEBALL STATS
Practiced cursive writing With a dash of calligraphy Wrote my name on a baseball Struck out three times that day Made an error too Alas the baseball odds are zany If you succeed but once in three But if you’re going oh for three Forget cursive and calligraphy ...

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Categories: stats, baseball,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Kook-y Stats
They once did a study that perplexes, Making sure to sample both the sexes. The av'rage sir or madam, The stats declare each had 'em One boob, one nut - a result that vexes....

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Categories: stats, humor, math,
Form: Limerick



How Long Before
How long before Not America becomes more human But PS figures what is poetry...

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Categories: stats, abuse, addiction, america, angst,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Complicated Stats
I lost my shoe at the bottom of a pit and when I roll and no one was around In my composure felt an itch I scratched it up and down Oh it last as I reminisce Tossed and turned Struggling to control the last man I confess Calibrate secondly I found my glove and it was full of mud Up above the...

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Categories: stats, 6th grade, analogy, anxiety,
Form: Light Verse
The Stats
Ten out of us die, the stats, No one gets out of life alive, So lighten up, play the clown, Greet today with a smile, that's tough, I survived, don't carry on so much, Go give your filthy mouth a rinse, You're not such a precious prince, Ten out of ten of us die, the stats, No one gets out of life alive....

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Categories: stats, cheer up, death, smile,
Form: Free verse



Guessing Her Vital Stats
Following her all the way, a short top with tight jeans, thirtysix-twenty-thirty...... feast of eyes indeed! ====================== Placement: 5th; (January 2011) Contest:Spicy (Men entries) Sponsor:Linda-Marie the Sweetheart By :kashinath karmakar(1st January 2011)...

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Categories: stats, passion
Form: Dodoitsu
Apartment Stats
Coming home to this empty apartment, seem's so dishartning, In my heart compartment, no signs of life, says a man, with no wife, sultry and dull, as evening sets in, no tails a waggin, no doggie spins, filled with air, so thick and dry, seems all I can do in this apartment, is cry, It's time to fill it with happiness and joy, maybe some...

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Categories: stats, life
Form: Free verse
According To the Stats
All bombs cause destruction exemplifying fanatic ghastly heartless infamous jar, kindling loathe, machination nefarious operations pitilessly quashing rabid sanguineous tyranny, uncivilized violence, warlike xenophobia, yielding zilch!...

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Categories: stats, death, loss, people, sad,
Form: ABC

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