Stats Poems - Poems about Stats

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...I know you say that there’s bodies across the Russian land, outside of abandoned work camps, where countless souls were damned, and yes, there’s twenty million gone by those who claimed our name......Read the rest...

...Sadly he died. Tennis court side' a critc of Novac And proponent of fact checks, many years stating Scores checking stats, opening doors grand slam Tours. newsroom floors.' Maybe often in make-up?......Read the rest...

...Hooray for the N/A That’s all that I can say That is N/A as in Not Again Or N/A as in Nearly Awesome (but I (the sponsor) didn’t get it Or it didn’t get me) Yet, I stand astride poetry's fen......Read the rest...

... Well, fellow stinging malarial insects They really chloroformed us this time You got the latest stats, Buzzer? Check, Bleeder: Read 'em and weep 3,400,000 dead; 1 wounded Just ......Read the rest...

...#Conversations_in_the_corridors Listen with caution, these corridors have deep explicit voices whispering some mind boggling conversations, erruptive spine chilly giving conversations, lies of good ......Read the rest...

...They told us that we self-repressed, were too serious about sex, that it was causing neurosis, with birth control we could relax. Encouraged us to ‘explore things,’ said we should abandon restra......Read the rest...

...It was 29° (f) degrees this morning with a waning gibbous (¾) moon. Still, as we started our run, it was dark enough that the world was rendered in black and white. Lisa was a sepia print of herself ......Read the rest...

...Way back when I was a cager cager = basketball player 6' 2," 175 pounds as a teenager Maintained those stats 'til almost thirty when my physique became more stur......Read the rest...

...I met a lady likes to chat; she’s rather short and once was fat. Not being satisfied with that, she made a change she thought worthwhile. She stuck the plan; she never ceased. The number on th......Read the rest...

...The cat bit the rat Cos the rat bit the bat Cos the bat bit the gnat Cos the gnat bit me Because, I loved the cat but the cat loved the bat and the rat loved the gnat and the bat loved me ......Read the rest...

...Support War Surprisingly it wasn't Brian's account Where the war happened It was bad and bitter and abrupt The reps were struggling Their job was hard not just calls They weren't updated on t......Read the rest...

...mama and papa begged their musician son to not join a band, although hedonistic fun we are terrified you will soon be a member of twenty-seven we would miss you terribly if you decided to return t......Read the rest...

...i rode a camel this morning, and forgot to buy the morning paper but my three-year-old daughter saw her first ever tv interview and asked; "what's that man doing with that massive lollipo......Read the rest...

...I wonder if I'll have anything interesting to say again As I stand in limbo between each interaction Acquiring nothing in the way of collateral for conversation Should I be called upon to pass the......Read the rest...