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Palindromes

Evil Olive was cruel and vile to her employee Anna She forced her to stack cats which had died Anna was distraught and wanted to leave Damm It I'm Mad to work here poor Anna cried Madam, I’m going to walk out of the door Anna’s face grew redder as she shed a tear She said I won’t step on no pets any more Anyone would think the devil lived here! At noon a lawman arrived in his racecar He asked Olive, was it a cat I saw? Don’t nod ... you’ve been on our radar As my gym is in the building next door! You’ve been caught, wow, I’ve got the stats I’ll refer this sad case on to my boss Bob It’s a top spot to find the missing cats I’m on the level Olive; you’re out of a job! Fiction write - no cats were harmed in the creation of this poem... Palindrome Contest Sponsored by Joseph May 5/11/18

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Subimal Sinha-Roy

Date: 5/28/2018 3:02:00 AM

Congratulations, Jan on your win. Nice story, the words fit in very well.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 12:13:00 PM

Thanks Subimal:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 5/27/2018 4:33:00 PM

Back with big congratulations on your Palindromes win... Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 5/28/2018 12:13:00 PM

Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 5/27/2018 11:29:00 AM

An awesome poem, Jan. Congrats on your win.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/27/2018 11:34:00 AM

Thanks Line:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 5/25/2018 7:01:00 PM

wow, well penned, jan... my big congrats to you!.. huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 5/27/2018 11:33:00 AM

Thanks Nette:-) hugs Jan xx

Mick Talbot

Date: 5/25/2018 5:26:00 AM

Congratulations, Jan hugs Mick

Jan Allison
Date: 5/25/2018 7:34:00 AM

Thanks so much Mick:-) hugs jan xx

Heidi Sands

Date: 5/24/2018 1:12:00 PM

Congratulations for your win Jan :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2018 2:03:00 PM

Thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/24/2018 1:01:00 PM

Well done Jan, congratulations Tom.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2018 2:03:00 PM

Thanks Tom:-) hugs jan xx

Susan Gentry

Date: 5/24/2018 10:48:00 AM

Lol. This is so cute. Thoroughly enjoyed. Congratulations on your win!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2018 11:02:00 AM

Thanks Susan:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 5/24/2018 10:12:00 AM

Cute poem, Jan. Congrats.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2018 10:18:00 AM

Thanks Dale:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 5/24/2018 8:58:00 AM

I liked that last line Jan..Evil Olive will step on no pets!...Congrats on your win

Jan Allison
Date: 5/24/2018 9:04:00 AM

It's a bizarre poem but I had such fun writing for your contest :-) hugs Jan xx

John Gondolf

Date: 5/13/2018 1:10:00 PM

What a fun poem, Jan, best of luck. John

Jan Allison
Date: 5/13/2018 1:16:00 PM

Thanks John it was quite a challenge to write:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 5/12/2018 11:55:00 PM

this is fantastic, Jan, luck in the contest

Jan Allison
Date: 5/13/2018 3:47:00 AM

Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 5/12/2018 10:03:00 AM

This is amazing! Love the disclaimer as well! So funny! Well done and a FAV for me!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/12/2018 11:01:00 AM

Thanks Pat, I was worried about putting 'humour' as a cat-e-gory but after the initial comments said they found it funny I added it:-) hugs jan xx

Winged Warrior

Date: 5/12/2018 8:04:00 AM

You amuse us forwards or reverse Jan...great PALINDROME!...love and light my friend...and happy mums day!...^WW^

Jan Allison
Date: 5/12/2018 8:16:00 AM

Thanks ^WW^, we celebrated our Mothering Sunday in March but I am happy to join any celebration for all mums anywhere in the world:-) hugs Jan xxx

Kai Michael Neumann

Date: 5/12/2018 2:12:00 AM

I enjoyed that poem. It is funny (sorry cats). My cat 'Nietzsche' would not agree with the job description. Your message is very pertinent, in general and for South Africa, where I live. My wife and I employ Angelina to help with the cleaning once a week, but she is more part of the family. Many wishes to you, Kai

Jan Allison
Date: 5/12/2018 6:58:00 AM

Thanks Kai:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 5/11/2018 7:42:00 PM

Stacking dead cats, that's some job! I wonder if it pays as good as sniffing farts from used car seats. A very funny write, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/12/2018 6:58:00 AM

ha ha ha thanks DT:-) hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 5/11/2018 3:45:00 PM

witty poem which made me grin, jan!... huggs

Jan Allison
Date: 5/11/2018 3:46:00 PM

Thanks Nette:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/11/2018 3:35:00 PM

Wow, what a story, you done this brilliantly Jan. Good luck. Tom.

Jan Allison
Date: 5/11/2018 3:37:00 PM

Thanks Tom, i was wary about labeling it as humour but am delighted people can see the funny side at the end of the poem:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 5/11/2018 2:30:00 PM

Ahha

Jan Allison
Date: 5/11/2018 2:31:00 PM

lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 5/11/2018 2:18:00 PM

OMG, I could not stop laughing, Jan This is brilliant, my favorite line. "I won't step on no pets" I bet you place really high with this one xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 5/11/2018 2:21:00 PM

I was worried about putting it down as 'humour' as the humour could definitely be seen as dark! I'm delighted both you and Victor found it funny so I'll add humour to the cat-e-gory lol:-) hugs jan xx