Best Staggers Poems

Inebriated
Three sheets to the wind
Bent, sideways strut
We have all seen the results....
Our minds disconect and ramdomly fire through nonfunctioning organs
such as the thickly paralyzed tongue with no back up thought processes
Rational actions are no longer possible and the mind imagines greatness
Superperson from local pub nation....

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Smashing bottles, making chairs fly,
nights like this he gets really high,
quaffing down his last, cold bitter,
wishing he were Schwarzenegger.


            But, at once, his raging chills down
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