Best Sputter Poems

Golf Putter That Did Sputter 

Have naughty eight iron and a nine
That are starting to become benign;
My small balls were slow as molasses;
Did decide to take a couple of classes.

From whole, entire course soon got cut
Because I never learned how to putt,
And should have seen...

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COUGH!  SPUTTER!

           Jack be nimble    Jack be quick
          Tried to jump over a candlestick
        ...

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eggs turning lumpy cold pale moon coughs morning stalls out...

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