Best Sofa Poems

The sofa may be stained and old
But what stories can it unfold
Sit ye down and you'll be told
 
It was on that sofa i met your mam
A few more kisses, and a few more drams
Through the bottom of the glass
She looked real glam
 
For in...

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A
College Dorm sleeps
Four per room
Keg party 
Loud
Too much Boom

           A
Drunk freshman sleeps
Where he falls
Coeds toss him on 
The sofa 
Instead of snooze in
the halls

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That furniture at Grandma’s house has never had a;
Behind, sit down directly on it-
The plastic had duct tape overtop
Where something sharp had pierced a hole
This sofa, that had lasted 30 years… unscathed.
The sofa also had another decorative cover with
Big crazy flowers over top of the...

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Parts of our lives are always a little messed up,
but we don't have to try to fix each other,
that we can do on our own if we choose to try.

What I want to be is realistic,
without just walking away,
because we can't be together every day.

Don't...

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new sofa covers
muddy hand prints all over
a brand new design...

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An elusive pedestal amidst the lights darkens the lounge
And many drink with a glittering eye of scorn
And the snickers only make the room spin faster
And indifferent fingers fashion you forlorn
But you can't help but notice that strange caster

There upon the sofa
That impossible being feeding off...

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THE    METEOR - SOFA   PEOPLE

Sofa pyromaniacs are skilled to put it mildly. 
Fueled fiercely by gasoline (as is fitting)	 
Or by kerosene burning wildly,
They enjoy a fire to warm their sofa-sitting.

In anger are the flames incepted on the two-seater?
Or by...

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At the auto repair shop,
a large stuffed animal,
a St. Bernard, 
adorned the sofa in the waiting room.
He almost looked real, lying there motionless,
with snow white patch on the end of his tale,
and closed bale full slits for eyes.
I exclaimed to Taylor the office manager,
"He almost...

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On this brown, broken sofa
Here with my lonely guitar
Looking around in empty space
Orange is my only surroundings

Writing you songs about life
Or maybe about hopeful love
And even of my life's struggles
So many lyrics in my thoughts!

Out of these crowded alleys and corners
I'm nothing but a street...

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.   CAT ON SOFA
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Our brand-new sofa bed got stuck.
It wouldn’t open; just our luck.
Our daughter slept upon it twice,
But not last night. Here’s my advice:

If underneath a sheet you use
A mattress pad before you snooze,
Be sure, if on the fold-up kind,
No sheet or pad gets left behind.

We think...

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A dark room

No pink walls

No white ceilings 

Finally!

The black sofa fits in...

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Empty on the sofa
Lonely without my man
If anyone can make me feel better
Only Dr Payne can
He makes me laugh 
Makes me smile
For him i'd even run a mile
It may not seem far in length
But i just need his almighty strength
To get me through each breaking...

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Oh my Grandpa dear-he had just one big beer.                                    ...

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 "Yesterday sometimes is a comfortable sofa where we want to be lazy, instead to keep on cycling on the given road". -by author


A time machine has not been invented yet, it would be nice.Very often we search in the drawers for our past, photos,...

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