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The Sneaky Ninja Wannabe

There once was a ninja named Dwight
who sneaked into my house one night.
Bumping into my bed,
when he saw me, he said,
"I'd do better in here with some light!"


Category: Humorous

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 9/16/2013 7:17:00 PM
Hilarious Limerick. Love it.
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Date: 7/20/2013 10:02:00 AM
Cute limerick, Andrea! Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
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Date: 7/19/2013 7:22:00 PM
ha ha sneaky, Andrea, a sweet congratulations in Francine Roberts " 5 or less contest.... :-) LINDA
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Date: 7/19/2013 11:14:00 AM
this one gave me a chuckle....congrats on your win Andrea
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Date: 7/19/2013 8:44:00 AM
ha ha I love it Andrea... congrats! ~SKAT~
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Date: 7/18/2013 11:50:00 PM
Congratulations Andrea: Humor is a natural for you....SuZ
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Date: 7/18/2013 10:10:00 PM
congrats on your 3rd place win in the "humor" portion of the contest Andrea
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Date: 11/17/2011 5:19:00 AM
Congratulations on your win with your "Ninja Limerick" poem Andrea. Love, Carol
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Date: 11/14/2011 11:19:00 AM
ha! very cute poem. clever too. congrats on your win!
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Date: 11/14/2011 8:46:00 AM
You had me smiling this morning Andrea. Cute one. Hey, I am sorry for that rotten man who did that to you. You wrote that poem from the heart and he had no right to make fun and post it without your permission. That makes me mad . Hugs phyl
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Date: 11/14/2011 7:44:00 AM
I try my best to respond to those who leave me comments, and to try to do the same...I was too late for PD's 'Sneaky Ninja' contest, but I'm glad to see your well deserved win...congrats to you, very cute...chuckled out loud...luv shannon
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Date: 11/13/2011 4:00:00 PM
Made me chuckle with this koolio naughty Ninja. Congrats on your win Andrea :)
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Date: 11/13/2011 6:33:00 AM
Congrats for win. Thanks, bl
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Date: 11/13/2011 5:49:00 AM
i can imagin dwight is a real person some where. john
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Date: 11/12/2011 8:59:00 PM
Cute read! Still think you have me mixed up with another Susan, but I sure appreciate your comments.... My "blank" verse wasn't sposed to actually be blank verse..... I was punning. Nancy has a Scrabble contest going on where you need base a poem on a word you'd use in Scrabble if you had 7 blank letters... so I was having trouble (conflicted) about how to create a verse about her "blanks".....!!! Convoluted, not just conflicted, huh?
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Date: 11/12/2011 6:09:00 PM
Smiles all round, a real limerick flow. I only hope he was a friendly ninja... still with a name like Dwight how could he be anything else :)...congrats... Margaret
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Date: 11/12/2011 3:47:00 AM
hahaha, this is interesting and witty... Congratulations :)
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Date: 11/11/2011 8:49:00 PM
Congrats Andrea on a super ninja win with this fantastic entry ..luv it of course..
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Date: 11/11/2011 7:31:00 PM
This is a great Limerick Andrea ! I know that it's funny, yet some what scary fer ya too ! Have a wonderful week dear poet....much love, james
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Date: 11/11/2011 6:27:00 PM
As you know, I love Limericks!! This one is a slick as two Kung Fu Masters, 3 Judo Warriors, 4 Karate Kids, FiiiiiiiiiVe Golden Ninjas..........4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a Dietrich in a pear tree!:0 2 early for xmass? I think NOT!!! 7 rate and new fave and always, you are a favorite poet of mine! :)
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Date: 11/11/2011 4:20:00 PM
Good luck in the contest..Reads like a winning work for sure..I am glad that I chose this one to read this eve..Thanks for the kind review of my work..Sara
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Date: 11/11/2011 3:19:00 PM
Ah, so! You rucky be arive, dog sojer. Loved it. LOve, daver
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daver austin
Date: 11/11/2011 3:20:00 PM
The title of that poem should have been Barnyard Banquet. daver
Date: 11/11/2011 2:58:00 PM
Hilarious write Andrea!! Yeah, a very sneaky ninja! You'll do well in the contest, just watch! Fantastic work!!
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Date: 11/11/2011 1:40:00 PM
LOL, love it! A winner for sure
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Date: 11/11/2011 12:22:00 PM
haha very cute! What a funny ninja :) Really enjoyed this Andrea :) hugs to you :) and hmm nope, pd didn't ask me (not sure with Chris) about hosting a contest-- I think she posted a contest earlier but TPS deleted it and fixed the "bug" for multiple contests-- shucks... anyhow, I hope it pushes thru, that would be cool :) will reply to email tomorrow ok? hugs again :D
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kabuteng P.iNk k.
Date: 11/11/2011 12:28:00 PM
btw have a good day in salt Lake and with the movie :D
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