Best Show Off Poems

Click a tee, click a tee, click a tee click,
Flick a dee, fick a dee, fick a dee, flick,
I do all of this to attract you my dear,
To lose you is my only fear,
I’ll sing you my song, tra la la, tra la la,
But I...

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It's funny how it's not enough to know you're right,
but you have to let everyone else know it too.
And then you wonder later how no one seems
to wanna be genuine friends with you....

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Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance Quack - Nursery Rhyme

Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance quack
a brain I do...

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hate full Moon show off 
why  shining alabaster?
Let night be black night...

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Don't stand there looking like,
you don't understand,
I am speaking clearly,
you show off man.

Riding on my bumper,
then I had to stop,
oh your breaks didn't work,
your head is full of rocks.

You were in a hurry,
with no where to go,
and then you got mad,
I was driving to slow.

Don't...

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Not to Show Off One's Learning
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Instead Self Effacing, B'Tz'nyus,
Otherwise, Imbibe Drink of Ego,
Schnapps in Shrinking Hollowness,
Rather Honor Your Fellow,
Not Me! Nor Mine! but Togetherness,
Elevate Your Jewish 'Bro,
B'Nai Yisroel Cholent Finesse!
 
Refrain from Preemie Torah,
Too Much, Too Early, Infatuation,
Better Nurture &...

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Once there was a pitiful young dandy from Dubuque
Who behaved like a complete socially inept kook
Would exhibit his largest asset
In an inappropriate basket
It was enough to make a less endowed person puke!

written May 25, 2021...

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The belief is there to be explored
Tired as I am
Scrutinizing the thoughts
Acceptance of the outcome
The pencil never leaves the hand

Sometimes and somewhere
Tossing and turning
Recreate and reconstruct
Meticulous and memorable
Is there more lines to flourish

The riding of the boat
Keen as I am
Invention of things to come
Innovation of...

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Excessive gifts
serve to bless his
show of largesse.

December 20, 2020

contest: Bauk Than
sponsor:  Charles Messina...

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(none fiction)

A show off fake off
She likes to show off her men at one side.
She likes to show off everything He's providing for her at the other.
But yet she still goes around trying to be a problem to another.
She lay her perfection life very well...

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moonlight take center 
stage hiding stars 
twinkling effects...

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Rise and shine,

Know you are Divine,

You get to draw the line,

Let your heart and mind align,

Feel your energy intertwined,

Within all of your design.

Love is the light you shine,

Finding your way through the dark,

Your spark turns into a flame,

Lighting a fire to this game,

Life will never...

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She went into apocalyptic shock.
What is that?
I do not know, but it sounds catamorphic to me.
I smile at my aunt, who knows everything.
Always has, always will.
And that means?

It means a psycholometergist was called in.
Really? It sounds more like a medical condition to me.
Where did you...

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The Bird Garden


Look at me I'm so beautiful. 
As my wife, please be dutiful? 
But all you seem to do 
is put your head down and chew. 
You're not vaguely impressed 
with my plumage and dress. 

I think I'll go visit hen Henrietta. 
They say...

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The pedantic words
May seem to you too much wise,
But they're worth nothing....

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