My Big Worded Aunt

She went into apocalyptic shock.
What is that?
I do not know, but it sounds catamorphic to me.
I smile at my aunt, who knows everything.
Always has, always will.
And that means?

It means a psycholometergist was called in.
Really? It sounds more like a medical condition to me.
Where did you get your degree? Online?
Talking to her is  a treat.
She always speaks with authority using the biggest words.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Kiser Avatar
December 19, 2018 at 11:03 AM
Oh that's a good one; great.
Krutsinger Avatar
December 19, 2018 at 2:00 PM
I know you know these people. Experts at everything.
Mcferran Avatar
December 19, 2018 at 9:52 AM
Hahahaaa! Beautifully depicted, my friend! LOVE it! ;D
Krutsinger Avatar
December 19, 2018 at 2:00 PM
I see you know my Aunt.
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