L Milton Hankins Poet Limerick

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Once there was a pitiful young dandy from Dubuque
Who behaved like a complete socially inept kook
Would exhibit his largest asset
In an inappropriate basket
It was enough to make a less endowed person puke!

written May 25, 2021

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Gershon Wolf May 25, 2021 at 6:33 PM Now this is what I call a graphic limerick. -- And a dandy one, if I may say. Thanks for the chuckle, Milt! :) gw L Milton Hankins May 25, 2021 at 7:00 PM Thanks, G.W. I thought it might be kicked out, but then I realized it could be a double entendre and mean something entirely different. Only he and I know for sure...and you, of course.

Anselmo Boles May 25, 2021 at 3:03 PM So it's like lugging a squirrel in a tight front pouch. Curious eyes might even say, "Ouch"! This one's funny Milton!!...ab L Milton Hankins May 25, 2021 at 7:00 PM Thank you, Anselmo.

Caren Krutsinger May 25, 2021 at 1:01 PM I dare not ask what his largest asset is L Milton Hankins May 25, 2021 at 7:01 PM Whatever you want it to be, Caren. I don't know myself, but it rhymed nicely!

Terry Flood May 25, 2021 at 11:26 AM Hmm... I’m beginning to wonder if I’ve ever seen you and Jan in the same place at the same time. Are you actually the same person... or is the bawdy bug multiplying... fast! Witty words Milt. Terry L Milton Hankins May 25, 2021 at 7:01 PM Thanks, Terry. Nope, I can't hold a candle to Jan! She's the best.

Judy Ball May 25, 2021 at 9:35 AM OOoohoohoo! Nasty! Well done Milton. God Bless, JB L Milton Hankins May 25, 2021 at 9:41 AM Well, occasionally, I let my hair down, Judy. Thanks for your fine comment on my limerick!