Best Shafted Poems

Bobby Aiken was proud to be Scotch.
As a pole-vaulter he was top-notch.
But on one faulty try
he became a soprano guy,
having been poled crack-on in the crotch....

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I was hoping for a little bit of tit 
She was hoping for a little bit of tat 
But when she turned 'round 
My balls hit the ground 
Because she was a he...with a bat...

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