Best Sermons Poems

This is boring,
I am snoring....

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Worship That Pleases God
Worship*’s right motive
God’s Scriptural directive.

First Thing to Do Upon Waking Up 
Exalt God always
Express thanksgiving praise.

Getting God’s Favor
Win Master’s approval
Exercise faith revival.

What Loving God Shows
Loving the Lord
Extends devotion-cord!

Consequence of Indulging in Doubts
Entertain your doubts
Toward vain whereabouts.

Saving a Child from Being Spoiled
Rescue every...

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SERMONS IN MY NATIONS

Lucky are the elected,
For they shall have all chances,
To change the law and favour themselves,
To increase their pay and rob taxpayers.

Favoured are those with tribesmen at the top,
For they shall find no hindrance,
In any office they shall seek,
Neither shall they be jobless...

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 DEDICATION: To Paul : Tristich Series
I
 Out of uttermost, depths, disappointments, baby deaths ...
We have forgiven God, the forgiveness He began in spaciousness
Our suffering is the portal to discovery: Abba-Father suffered Eden's losses

II
If we have any heirs, they'll welcome us in heaven alongside Jesus
And...

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An old church stands with a spired steeple
Amidst the townspeople at Fox and Main
Where the hypocrites pray for sinful souls
And clergy holds sermons that entertain.
Within this sanctuary lined with pews
And opalescent glass and glittering gold
Odoriferous breaths of morning booze
Betray inebriants among the fold.
The Sunday sermon...

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will always cherish
is best priest in our parish
sermons nightmarish

about priest wonder
the spell he has us under
collected plunder

priest a rising star
exceeds all others by far
drives fancy car

in cathedral
error was procedural
took another pill

cherish parish would
while wild priest we withstood
was up to no good

we called our priest jane
in...

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So sacrifice the sacrificial,
like a windblown winter thistle,
directionless, unguided missile,
too late, too late, the warning whistle.

Deaf and dumb, ignore the warner,
crouched and shrouded in your corner,
since time began, the endless mourner,
hiding from the ceaseless scorner.

Darkness that no light can breech,
sightlessly your eyes beseech,
straining, but just...

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When you hold up a mirror
To anyone in the act of hating
That is the most loving
Thing you are offering this world:
Asking all to see their own image
Reflected in real time ...
Shalom, shalom!...

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Till tomorrow a nasty style
Nigerians stretch a bold mile:
Sermons which begin with obituary 
And proceed to The Mortuary…
 
The Waiting Choice of Deaconess Emmanuela 
Seeking and discovering The Best Umbrella 
For mandating sinners’ fastest repentance 
Of deeds that might no more clinch penance. 

Also, of...

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Courtesy of:
 
The 33RD of AUGUST
THREE PART HARMONY
THIRD WORLD MINISTRY
TRIPLE PLAY REVIVAL
REV. TRIP THORNBUSH III, DD
PASTOR, CHURCH OF THE MYSTICAL TRINITY

C. Günter Marrow, Sexton 

1.	Don’t be shy
2.	Come on in
3.	Check it out
4.	Take your time
5.	Don’t get cute
6.	Speak the truth
7.	Just be kind
8.	Take a hike
9.	Fall in love 
10.	Seize the...

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New reverend espouses ridiculously flowery verbose sermons 
Congregation divides several times over the next few months
I stay, imagining they will get better, more down-to-earth, honest.
Pretty soon there are only two of us left.
We give each other shrugs and glances.
He does not ask for help.
So we...

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I
When my landlord is a slumlord
The sermons also mock God
"There but for Grace go I"
Helps see a plank in my eye

II
Here, no exposing of hypocrisy
Makes a difference to men, women, me:
Sex and money, sex for food -- for lazy
Is the South African -- post-Mandela's day**

Note**
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The world is in great troubles
Virus,inflation,disasters and wars
Politicians busy giving 
A wearisome flood of sermons
Whys and wherefores
Dreams and expectations
Fallacies and illusions
Maybe they are no jokes
Just with a super power
Like Superman 
Just splendidly excellent
Like Wright Brothers 
Maybe they are just
Some superficial jokes 
To cover the awkward...

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I cornered a fed-up knave 
On the subject of The Treasures God gave,
Which Nature had fought to save
Between Open Hill and Concealed Cave
And he acidly began to rave
At the wrongs men crave
And at their will to ways pave
For those who cold lies microwave …

Broadly too...

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If I have rhyme, If i have reason, but where do i say ?
All the land screams, "keep it out of our bay" !
Hypocrisy is holy, sermons are hyper, 
Every land is Hamelin but there is no pied piper.

(11.08.2023)...

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