Best Scoop Poems

If the rhythm is on like the beat of a drum
That's AI

And you see clever metaphor the likes never seen before
That's AI

Nothing said is too deep that you'd lose one ounce of sleep
That's AI

No grammatical mistakes to keep you awake
That's AI

So don't trust generic theme...

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She once wrote a poem on POOP,
and one on men's parts that would droop!
Some think she is crass,
but this British lass
on humor has got the REAL SCOOP!!!

For Jan's Limerick Contest
February 21, 2015...

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Stop pulling your mischievous high jinks - currently, the wind of change stinks

Winds of change are not always good - they can be grossly misunderstood

Winds of change are just blowing smoke - spouted by a deluded bloke

Don’t believe a word from Blog bullies and blowhards...

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Danger
Gimme, gimme, gimme
What?
Don’t push me
Get up
Read a book
Try to fight
I will drop you
You fool...

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Cascading dreams
Over seas and oceans
Rampaging screams
Running over crustaceans

Surging waves unremitting
Hot winds escalating
Blue and clear waters converge
Stirred and bubbled with rage

Under the blue dingy skies
Teardrop of the weak cries
Raindrop falling with surprise
Drizzled hundreds of miles

Thunder and lightning aloft waters
Rumbled and sauntered like crawlers
Sunrise commenced the day...

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Dear AD,

Have you heard latest 
scoop? Sorry I did not eat my 
Soup and thrown for a loop.

Jim Horn...

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The reporter was thrown for a loop,
Her intentions were "Just get the scoop"!
But the scoop was delayed,
Constipation betrayed-
Sadly, stuck in the shoot was the poop!...

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A parade requires a horde of supporting cast to put on a show:
Platoons of committees plus cops to control the traffic flow.
But an indispensable element of any successful parade,
Is the ever-viligant crew of the poop and scoop brigade!

A parade ain't complete without John Deere and...

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When I write a blog on the Soup
They are rarely read by it's troop
    Likes the ones posted today
    So many have said there say
If they were mine I'd be so cock a hoop











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Okay youse guys, here's the scoop
To honour my friends here on the Soup
To one and all
I've had a ball
You make me feel like jumping through hoops...

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A town in Spain had had enough
With dog poop in the parks.
The owners would be punished
For their pets who left their marks.

So volunteers with eagle eyes
Approached offending walkers,
Without revealing that they worked
As pooper-scooper stalkers.

With friendly chitchat they found out
The puppy’s name and breed;
To ascertain addresses,
Those...

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Rondelet: Scoop of the World		

Scoop of the World
It’s not what rich Advertisers say
Scoop of the World
But yacht golf formula one gold
Where scoop-searching Journalists stray
There the Readers cannot say, “Nay!”
Scoop of the World

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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There is too much hate in the world. Leave it out of the Soup. Here is my flower child 
scoop:  “Make love not war.”

Eileen Manassian

I'm NOT a flower child, but this quotation from that era is pertinent today. Innuendos 
and sarcasm, implications hoping for...

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The Scoop On Halloween
You goblins and ghouls,
Who moan and drool,
It's that ghostly
Time of year again.

Witches, take notice
Of this Halloween expert’s advice,
It could help make your
Wicked holiday quite nice
When shaken and
Stirred with dry ice.

Watch out!
Witches brew can stain
Not only your jagged teeth,
But your Wiccan virtue too.

That...

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One scoop or two?
 I've got all flavors for you
 Step into my parlor 
 I'll make all your dreams come true

 If chocolate is your desire
 I'll give you a double dollop
 And if it's more you require
 I'll take your taste buds higher

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