The Scoop On Halloween

The Scoop On Halloween You goblins and ghouls, Who moan and drool, It's that ghostly Time of year again. Witches, take notice Of this Halloween expert’s advice, It could help make your Wicked holiday quite nice When shaken and Stirred with dry ice. Watch out! Witches brew can stain Not only your jagged teeth, But your Wiccan virtue too. That stake smarts, When it's stuck deep In your heart, So stay clear of Dracula's friends. They are all Possessed! Isn't it hard to smell with That garlic clove stuck Up your nose? Stay away from that White fairy dust Of the white rose too. Buy the way, You can't make a dime, While Frankenstein is in line Robbing you of all Your sublime energy. He's so needy, He'll drain you dry. It's too hard For you to think, If Dracula is always Trying to drink your blood. Stay away from Him for he stinks, He's cute, but he's bad News when he winks. Make sure your broom doesn't need a Tune-up before Halloween this year. Watch out for monsters and goblins Who might pinch you on your rear. Show them no fear! I know you think the Mummy has healed; But his eyes are always peeled, Looking for his new rebound girl. His manhood has been Cooped up way too long He’ll give anything a whirl! Above all, remember to have fun, Better run along with glee because It's almost Halloween week!