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The Scoop

My neighbor called out from his stoop as I walked my dog: What’s the scoop?” “Nothing new in this town,” I said as I reached down with my baggie: “Just some dog poop.”

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 7/15/2023 1:19:00 PM

Clever giving us the scoop on dog poop Andrea!! Congrats! :)

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 7/8/2023 10:12:00 AM

Giggle, I absolutely relate! You had this one in the bag, congratulations! xomo

Janice Canerdy

Date: 7/7/2023 12:33:00 PM

Clever, poopy limerick, Andrea. CONGRATS on your win! Janice

Craig Cornish

Date: 7/7/2023 5:46:00 AM

Always with creative limericks - congrats!

John Read

Date: 7/7/2023 2:11:00 AM

Congratulations Andrea, can't beat a good limerick well done.

Terry Flood

Date: 7/6/2023 4:12:00 PM

Congrats on your win, Andrea. I miss being a dog owner… but I don’t miss that… Terry

John Read

Date: 7/5/2023 5:52:00 AM

Hi Andrea,your poop has scooped a prize well done.xx

Jan Allison

Date: 7/4/2023 4:40:00 PM

Wish all dog owners were so responsible Andrea, dog poop is a 'pet hate' of mine:-) Thanks so much for supporting the contest and many congratulations on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

I Am Anaya

Date: 7/4/2023 4:33:00 PM

Congratulations Andrea! LOL

Sara Kendrick

Date: 6/29/2023 3:33:00 AM

Bad job but someone has to do it. Thanks for sharing a little moment in time. Sara

Michael Tor

Date: 6/26/2023 10:54:00 AM

Jan would love this one... Andrea lol...

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 6/26/2023 5:26:00 AM

I can see this scene. Fresh poop…getting the scoop. A quite ordinary day and exchange between neighbors. Hugs ~ Kim

Sotto Poet

Date: 6/24/2023 4:57:00 PM

Andrea, your limerick is absolutely delightful! I extend my heartfelt gratitude for the much-needed laughter.

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 6/23/2023 1:37:00 AM

Cute Andrea.

Judy Ball

Date: 6/22/2023 10:59:00 PM

And they say we are the masters. Who is picking up who's poop. Cute one Andrea. God Bless. JB

Terrell Martin

Date: 6/22/2023 7:45:00 PM

Hi Andrea, it's been a while since visiting PSoup and glad to see you're still hanging out and "kickin' em out" (poems of course). This one's a real "stinker" but I love it - LOL! Cheerios

John Loving Iii

Date: 6/22/2023 6:45:00 PM

Let's see 2,000 and what did they start picking it up. I just saw His Stoop probably his yard. hahaha

Nancy Kaufman

Date: 6/22/2023 1:41:00 PM

LOL Andrea. great limerick. Thanks for the laugh.

Sam Kauffman

Date: 6/22/2023 1:03:00 PM

Cute, indeed!! Always on the lookout for errant poop in the backyard! Love the word play! Blessings. Have to remember to take the scoop on our walk today!

Miranda Hawley

Date: 6/22/2023 12:43:00 PM

Cute!