Best Saucy Poems

When we stirred the pot
Mum pulled out the wooden spoon...

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Saucy Sally, sits solemnly on said sidewalk,
Stifling sniffles, sees sympathetic staring,
Some snidely shuffling slowly sideways, so
She surreptitiously swallows her sadness.
Studly Sam, strolling six shaggy sheepdogs,
Soon seizes on saucy Sally’s situation, and
Saunters steadily, still standing; swiftly,
Suggests she stifle her sniveling sadness.
Suddenly, she’s sharing six shaggy sheepdogs,
Silently,...

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I know I do this every time I think of you
I end up with a stiff little pickle and in a flipping mess
Now I know you think it’s saucy and like to have a laugh
But I’m the one with spicy piccalilli all over my flaming...

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Sweet and sour sauce 
Drizzled on your dreams
Adds a spicy tang to 
Imaginary ice creams!...

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Pat the Nonagenarian
No one would guess Pat was over ninety
She'd had pins and tucks, is trim and lively 
With implanted bust
Inflated buttocks
She drives men crazy, undeniably.

That is till they get her into the sack
Pat can't raise a smile as her face would crack
Her buttocks and...

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We were learning to play bridge, and it was okay I guess.
I always outbid everyone at the table including sister Tess.
Mom and Dad took one each of us, “you get that twin.”
We always took them down, rarely would we win.

One day when the rest of...

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Colours are mixed
Seasons  are fixed!
Essence of beauty - Such joint; a necessity!
The phlegm signifies our stench,
On whose bulging shoulders shall they bear?
Phlegm taken out of joy; crumbs out!

The road is just two-friendly,
For the pauper knows the colours of the night-rain
Both sides of the story,...

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Introducing my roommate Leong to my Saturday morning cartoon binge habit proved to be one of my BEST ideas EVER. She’s a very animated watcher, frequently laughing, gasping in horror and, in the end, delighted by these silly shows. 

It’s almost a case for convergent...

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Nell’s Bells
Bren's often to be found around at Nell’s 
Who's bosoms dangle down like big church bells
To peals of delight
They go on all night 
Whilst their neighbours cannot sleep for Nell's Yells.
23rd May 2021...

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The Halloween queen puts cement in tarts
A crafty way to bond with a man’s heart
One tart is enough to stiffen one’s bits 
Witches have such extraordinary gifts.

This witch is not of the usual sort
Casting of spells is not par for the course
She’s a thriller, cement...

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tactic theories tamed
by moaning brain
callous crescendoes' bait
airy acumen craved
felon feasts fostered
hoity twin triggered

rusty rules reeled
raging rumple reek
punctured politics' spree

dark dances dribbled
saucy syllables scribbled
did curves cripple

lanky lust birthed
vying veil's verge.
     '20:03:21:11:01

Note: Dedicated to Plato....

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Springtime’s saucy sweet;
makes me want egg rolls,
fried rice with veggies, 
curlicue sprouts;
with fried shrimp for dipp’in.
Of course,  with smiling fortune cookie! 


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Could one of you clowns
Be so kind…Get me  some hot 
sauce for my hash browns
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tactic theories tamed
by moaning brain
callous crescendoes' bait
airy acumen craved
felon feasts fostered
hoity twin triggered

rusty rules reeled
raging rumple reek
punctured politics' spree

dark dances dribbled
saucy syllables scribbled
did curves cripple

lanky lust birthed
vying veil's verge.
     '20:03:21:11:01

Note: Dedicated to Plato....

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There was a damsel beautiful
The fairest in the land, and she --
As saucy as a wench could be
Her teeth shone white, her lips carefree...
She gave out kisses two by two
Red ruby lips and tongue at play
One kiss for me, the next for you
We twitterpated, you...

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