Beryl Edmonds Poet Rhyme

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The Halloween Queen of Tarts - Saucy

The Halloween queen puts cement in tarts
A crafty way to bond with a man’s heart
One tart is enough to stiffen one’s bits 
Witches have such extraordinary gifts.

This witch is not of the usual sort
Casting of spells is not par for the course
She’s a thriller, cement is her filler
The tarts she makes are her for sure killer.

Some men can’t resist the charms of a witch
Dressed up to the nines, quite an exhibit
With the skill of seduction, they mesmerise
Promising their suitors the time of their lives.

With tarts appealing, simply delicious 
The men are won over and lubricious.
Taking all that’s on offer, however
A moment’s pleasure, they’re gone forever.

Halloween - 2021

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M. L. Kiser November 7, 2021 at 1:17 PM This is great, I have been down this weekend and this was a spark of fun light. Enjoyed. Beryl Edmonds November 7, 2021 at 4:48 PM M. L. I’m so pleased this witch gave your spirit a lift and that you enjoyed the read. Thank you… Belle

Lindsay Laurie November 5, 2021 at 8:48 PM Hello Belle ... just got to be careful with witches around Halloween. They have their ways - thank you Belle - Lindsay Beryl Edmonds November 6, 2021 at 10:27 AM Hi Lindsay, careful we have to be where’re witches may be. Thank you Lindsay… Belle

Andrea Dietrich November 1, 2021 at 12:10 PM What a funny one, lady!! And a belated Happy Halloween to you. Beryl Edmonds November 1, 2021 at 1:48 PM Thank you Andrea and a belated Halloween to you too… Belle

Judy Ball November 1, 2021 at 5:42 AM HAHAHA Reminds me of a lady I know whose hubby would turn all the holidays she loved into a trial for her by being grouchy and unkind to her. So she mixed Exlax into his chocolates to keep him preoccupied with other things so she could relax and enjoy her guests and the holiday. Loved it. Good stuff here. God Bless, JB Beryl Edmonds November 1, 2021 at 5:53 AM Ha, that was a good one Judy, a way to keep a grouch out of the way. Thank you for the comments and amusement… Blessings, Belle

Jennifer Proxenos November 1, 2021 at 2:23 AM think this is so very funny and so cleverly put together with your poetic talent dear Belle. I love Tom's comment below but yes although viagra comes at a cost,this cost this man's glad eye the ultimate cost - bonded to her at will and in death. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer. Beryl Edmonds November 1, 2021 at 3:25 AM Thank you Jennifer, so glad you found this Halloween poem amusing ‘twas the intention. Hugs and blessings sent back to you dear friend… Belle

Jan Allison October 31, 2021 at 12:12 PM ha ha ha this is hilarious Belle:-) hugs jan xx Beryl Edmonds October 31, 2021 at 5:09 PM Thank you Jan, I knew you’d like it -:) Hugs, Belle xx

Terry Flood October 31, 2021 at 12:02 PM You sure confused me today, Belle. I saw this when it was - I think - one verse, wrote a comment and it wouldn’t post. Then I couldn’t find the poem. Hunted high and low for it, in case It was somebody else’s poem. In the end I gave up. But now… Ta Dah! Back in edited form. It’s just as funny and you’re just as naughty. Terry Beryl Edmonds October 31, 2021 at 4:24 PM Terry I’m sorry for the confusion, I did post this originally as a Limerick, then decided to add extra and make a three (now four) verse poem. I had trouble posting first time, the Limerick just wouldn’t appear, then suddenly it did but I decided to delete and start again. Thank you, I am naughty occasionally, it’s the rebel in me… Belle

Rico Leffanta October 31, 2021 at 11:36 AM Men need something to sink their teeth in, not put their teeth in the sink? Beryl Edmonds October 31, 2021 at 5:04 PM Ha, thank you Rico, in this scenario they sink their teeth in and never let them go… Belle

Victor Buhagiar October 31, 2021 at 9:25 AM hopee the effects wear off at some point. Beryl Edmonds October 31, 2021 at 5:00 PM The effects never wear off Victor, the Halloween queen’s a killer, her tarts cement her intentions. Thank you… Belle

Jenna Logan October 31, 2021 at 9:07 AM Cement certainly would bond that witch to a man...permanently. It would be simpler to cast a spell with a love potion. I enjoyed your write, Belle. Beryl Edmonds October 31, 2021 at 4:36 PM Thank yoU Jemma, I agree it’s easier for a witch to cast a spell with a love potion, but this witch is a killer and uses cement as a tart filler… Belle (I will add a verse to make it clearer.)

Tom Cunningham October 31, 2021 at 8:59 AM Well the cement is cheaper than viagra lol. Good one Belle Tom Beryl Edmonds October 31, 2021 at 4:29 PM Ha, that’s a good one - thank you Tom… Belle Terry Flood October 31, 2021 at 12:04 PM Our Tom’s a ‘stand up’ comedian! Erm… this cement stuff… can you get it on prescription? Jenna Logan October 31, 2021 at 9:06 AM Oh Tom, that's hilarious!