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Introducing my roommate Leong to my Saturday morning cartoon binge habit proved to be one of my BEST ideas EVER. She’s a very animated watcher, frequently laughing, gasping in horror and, in the end, delighted by these silly shows. It’s almost a case for convergent evolution, how two creatures, from opposite ends of culture and the world can be so similar. I find myself watching her, for her reaction, as much as the shows themselves - I’ve seen them before but I rediscover them vicariously and emotionally through her. We can spend hours dissecting character arcs and plot twists - we’ve found a small, stress-free heaven. It’s 10:40am Sunday morning and Leong is dipping celery in barbecue sauce for breakfast again. “THAT’s just gross,” I deem, holding my hand up to block my view of this travesty. “You should TALK,” she says, “Flexatarian!” I gasped, like a slapped Chris Rock in the face of this naked aggression. “Why am I a flexatarian! I demand, my mind reeling for context, “because I ordered the potato burrito at taco bell?” I look around for some sort of rescue or validation, but we’re alone. “That’s so FAUX,” I say, in an injured voice, shaking my head sadly. “I’m by the book carnivore,” I say, holding my fingers in a three-fingered girl scout pledge. “And you have to live with that trauma,” Leong says, scooping an extra large dollop of sauce with her celery as I make gagging and heaving sounds. . slang Flexatarian - someone who’s only a vegetarian when it’s convenient or showy. faux - untrue *Convergent evolution: how life evolves in certain predictable ways because they work the best. For example: how flying has evolved independently at least four times on earth: in birds, bats, insects, and pterosaurs. Ultimately, this theory predicts that we will meet other “humans” if we ever get out and explore the universe - those Star Trek green, human aliens may actually be real somewhere. *I have a no “show off” rule which this may violate..

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Date: 4/25/2022 5:05:00 AM
Hey Anais, don’t forget to include us humans in the convergent evolution, flight category, I honestly believe intelligence is our new evolved state, we can even take or leave celery stick dips, aliens don’t stand a chance against us, enjoyed the banter, cheers David
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Date: 4/25/2022 5:27:00 AM
Thanks! I’m glad.