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Pat the Nonagenarian - Saucy

Pat the Nonagenarian
No one would guess Pat was over ninety
She'd had pins and tucks, is trim and lively 
With implanted bust
Inflated buttocks
She drives men crazy, undeniably.

That is till they get her into the sack
Pat can't raise a smile as her face would crack
Her buttocks and bust
Pop when they are touched
Sadly for Pat no man ever comes back.
26th May 2021

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Lindsay Laurie October 22, 2021 at 7:23 PM G'day Belle ... fantastic and funny indeed. I could imagine how surprised her suitors were - thanks Belle - Lindsay Beryl Edmonds October 23, 2021 at 2:13 AM Thank you Lindsay, glad you enjoyed the Limerick… Belle

Laura Leiser May 28, 2021 at 8:56 PM This is so funny, Belle! Very entertaining!! :D Beryl Edmonds May 29, 2021 at 1:33 AM Thank you Laura, so kind of you ~ Belle :D

Alexis Y. May 28, 2021 at 6:07 PM Lol! Belle, Both limericks are hilarious. I laughed out loud reading your limericks. Poor Pat, I could just picture the whole scene. Have a great day and weekend:-) Alexis Beryl Edmonds May 28, 2021 at 7:04 PM Pleased you got a laugh Alexis, that’s what Limericks are for. Have a great weekend yourself ~ Belle :-)

Judy Ball May 27, 2021 at 9:13 AM LOL This is too cute. Can you imagine what the man would do when he touched her and she exploded. This is hilarious. God Bless, JB Beryl Edmonds May 27, 2021 at 11:23 AM Just imagine - so pleased you enjoyed the humour Judy, thank you and God bless ~ Belle

Victor Buhagiar May 27, 2021 at 2:23 AM Funny it is though death is not. Great limericks attempts. Beryl Edmonds May 27, 2021 at 2:36 AM Nobody died in the Limericks Victor, so all is well. Thank you very much, Belle :-)

Gershon Wolf May 26, 2021 at 5:17 PM This is hilarious, methinks, Belle! Gives new life to the saying: Step on a crack; break your mother's back! lol. Keep 'em coming. :) gw Beryl Edmonds May 26, 2021 at 6:27 PM Thanks Gershon, never heard that wisecrack before. There’s a few new Lims coming soon… Belle

Jan Allison May 26, 2021 at 2:47 PM ha ha ha so darn funny:-) saucy indeed and fun:-) hugs jan I'm so glad you enjoy writing this witty form its my favourite:-) hugs jan xx Beryl Edmonds May 26, 2021 at 6:25 PM I do enjoy writing limericks Jan and yours at times inspire mine… Hugs, Belle :-) xx

L Milton Hankins May 26, 2021 at 2:17 PM So funny, so true, Belle. Beryl Edmonds May 26, 2021 at 6:22 PM Thank you Milt, very much ~ Belle

Darlene De Beaulieu May 26, 2021 at 12:07 PM Hello Belle Belleveu, poor Pat. She had a bad moment. Yet i can not stop to laugh. LoL. enjoy your day my friend. Darlene De Beaulieu May 26, 2021 at 3:22 PM Hello Bella, yes I did have a good laugh with this limerick. /Right not for Pat. your welcome poet pal. /Darlene. Beryl Edmonds May 26, 2021 at 12:12 PM Pleased this gave you a laugh Darlene, Limericks are made for laughter, except maybe for Pat. Thank you poet pal ~ Belle

Tom Cunningham May 26, 2021 at 12:03 PM Lol, time to call it a day Belle. Tom Beryl Edmonds May 26, 2021 at 12:06 PM Lol, for Pat maybe. Thank you Tom ~ Belle

Rico Leffanta May 26, 2021 at 11:16 AM You recount a number of snowbirds I have known....well done! Aloha! Rico Rico Leffanta May 27, 2021 at 11:13 AM "Snowbirds" designate USA senior citizens who come South for the winter months. Beryl Edmonds May 26, 2021 at 11:51 AM Ha! Snowbirds, really? Thank you Rico ~ Belle