The Saucy Pickle

I know I do this every time I think of you I end up with a stiff little pickle and in a flipping mess Now I know you think it’s saucy and like to have a laugh But I’m the one with spicy piccalilli all over my flaming lap I relish the challenge in being a pickle in a tight squeeze For this little pickle marinades himself in honey from a bee You may think that a pickle and honey wouldn’t go together But I can rest assure you they are actually the spice of life A condiment together, and though you chutney sometimes I always relish dipping my little pickle in your honey pot Can’t wait to savoury spread your legs and syrup my pickle in For honey you are the sweetest dessert that there’s ever been. ps: If you ever need to find me I’ll be in the supermarket isle - savouries and sauces.