Best Salesman Poems
Below are the all-time best Salesman poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of salesman poems written by PoetrySoup members
Song of the Used Car Salesman“Hello, hello Good Morning!” The salesman says, (though it’s actually late
afternoon.)
(We can’t have them rushing off,) he thinks, (when I have cars to move!)
“See...
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Categories:
salesman, business, funny, parody, social,
Form:
Light Verse
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be BawdyCOME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES ...
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Categories:
salesman, giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
Hellish Heroism Devilish Deeds-WSaddam Hussein has outlived all adjectives,
A demagogue, an anti-Christ, a dictator
Was he the hero larger-than-life images
A tyrant, Baghdad butcher, a monster.
Raising one’s voice against him...
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Categories:
salesman, political,
Form:
Sonnet
Brainwsh, Ann-LiseBrainwsh Ann-Lise
thoughts are deeds,
words are the weeds,
the mind collects sometimes,
a salesman speaks to in your mind,
hard sell his only crime,
the pressure aint sublime...
brainwash ...
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Categories:
salesman, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
Sins of the FoolsSins of the Fools
Whichever God their dice shall chose
judgment rendered all the same
guilty of crimes against humanity
its a sin and not a game
No one...
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Categories:
salesman, allah, america, angst, murder,
Form:
Free verse
AgainAgain
Soldier...
Poet...
Writer...
Son...
Lover..
Never a father
But an Uncle
many times...
Clerk
Salesman
Driver
Plumbers Helper
Carpenter
Best friends
with you....
Manager
Traveler
Guide
Mentor
Rogue
Always on an adventure....
Executive
Marketing
Sales
Support Engineering
Computers...
The big house
on an acre
of lawn.
9/11
All of it gone
Or given away
Honduras
A lost five...
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Categories:
salesman, love
Form:
Prose Poetry
Dry Goods Store '62The scent of linen,
Slacks, creams, leather. Mellow tunes.
Soft muted bustle.
We move promptly to our quest.
In the purse, Mom’s hard won cash.
~
The shoe department...
Always with...
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Categories:
salesman, anxiety, clothes, emotions, kid,
Form:
Tanka
Reformation Anniversary"As soon as the coin in the coffer rings; the soul in purgatory will spring"~Friar Tetzel~Salesman for the Pope 1517
He knew indulgences and such were...
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Categories:
salesman, anniversary, bible, blessing, courage,
Form:
Rhyme
Jesus Is the AnswerJesus Is The Answer
when your down to the lowest pit
Nobody around and they don't give a ****
all of life seems fragile being tossed...
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Categories:
salesman, addiction, america, animal, anxiety,
Form:
Free verse
Final ArrangementsFate someday will determine when our days are concluded,
And those who think otherwise are sadly deluded!
Plans were made to ease my crossing with little compunction,
When...
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Categories:
salesman, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Hot WheelsHOT WHEELS!
I went from broke to buying a Lamborghini,
Price tag not so teeny,
Sleek and black, for my Driving Academy,
Or should I buy the red Ferrari,
Command...
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Categories:
salesman, car, school,
Form:
Free verse
Wacky Weekend ChallengeDIRE STRAITS was playing on the KITCHEN radio while ROSIE tried in vain to play along
with “Money for Nothing” on her HAMMOND organ. Her...
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Categories:
salesman, funny, satirehouse, house,
Form:
Narrative
Spirits, IncorporatedWritten by Gail DeBole
Fred Hardtselle, a salesman who died,
On his tombstone had these words inscribed:
"In a seance call me,
for a rather small fee,
I'll find out...
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Categories:
salesman, death, funny,
Form:
Limerick
The Dream-MakerAs the darkness of the night looms in
The Dream-Maker visits us in our bed.
He rides a fine steed of fiery black
With reins as fine as...
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Categories:
salesman, humorous, inspiration,
Form:
Verse
Southern Love Southern HateSouthern love, Southern hate
they are the opposite of each other
I have memories of both in the State I love dearly.
Going...
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Categories:
salesman, anger, bullying, childhood, evil,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue