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Best Salesman Poems

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Song of the Used Car Salesman
“Hello, hello Good Morning!” The salesman says, (though it’s actually late 
afternoon.)

(We can’t have them rushing off,) he thinks, (when I have cars to move!)

“See...

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© A. Sanders  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: salesman, business, funny, parody, social,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy
COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES ...

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Categories: salesman, giggle, jobs,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Hellish Heroism Devilish Deeds-W
Saddam Hussein has outlived all adjectives,
A demagogue, an anti-Christ, a dictator
Was he the hero larger-than-life images
A tyrant, Baghdad butcher, a monster.

Raising one’s voice against him...

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Categories: salesman, political,
Form: Sonnet
Brainwsh, Ann-Lise
Brainwsh Ann-Lise

thoughts are deeds,
words are the weeds,
the mind collects sometimes,
a salesman speaks to in your mind,
hard sell his only crime,
the pressure aint sublime... 
brainwash ...

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Categories: salesman, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Sins of the Fools
Sins of the Fools 

Whichever God their dice shall chose
judgment rendered all the same
guilty of crimes against humanity
its a sin and not a game

No one...

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Categories: salesman, allah, america, angst, murder,
Form: Free verse



Again
Again

Soldier...
Poet...
Writer...
Son...
Lover..
Never a father
But an Uncle
many times...

Clerk
Salesman
Driver
Plumbers Helper
Carpenter
Best friends
with you....

Manager
Traveler
Guide
Mentor
Rogue
Always on an adventure....

Executive
Marketing
Sales
Support Engineering
Computers...
The big house
on an acre
of lawn.

9/11
All of it gone
Or given away
Honduras
A lost five...

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Categories: salesman, love
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Dry Goods Store '62
The scent of linen,
Slacks, creams, leather. Mellow tunes.
Soft muted bustle.

	We move promptly to our quest.
	In the purse, Mom’s hard won cash.
 ~
The shoe department...
Always with...

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© Ken Rone  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: salesman, anxiety, clothes, emotions, kid,
Form: Tanka
Reformation Anniversary
"As soon as the coin in the coffer rings; the soul in purgatory will spring"~Friar Tetzel~Salesman for the Pope 1517


He knew indulgences and such were...

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Categories: salesman, anniversary, bible, blessing, courage,
Form: Rhyme
Jesus Is the Answer
Jesus Is The Answer

when your down to the lowest pit
 Nobody around and they don't give a ****
 all of life seems fragile being tossed...

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Categories: salesman, addiction, america, animal, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Final Arrangements
Fate someday will determine when our days are concluded,
And those who think otherwise are sadly deluded!
Plans were made to ease my crossing with little compunction,
When...

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Categories: salesman, funny
Form: Rhyme
Hot Wheels
HOT WHEELS!

I went from broke to buying a Lamborghini,
Price tag not so teeny,
Sleek and black, for my Driving Academy,
Or should I buy the red Ferrari,
Command...

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Categories: salesman, car, school,
Form: Free verse
Wacky Weekend Challenge
DIRE STRAITS was playing on the KITCHEN radio while ROSIE tried in vain to play along 
with “Money for Nothing” on her HAMMOND organ. Her...

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Categories: salesman, funny, satirehouse, house,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Spirits, Incorporated
Written by Gail DeBole

Fred Hardtselle, a salesman who died,
On his tombstone had these words inscribed:
"In a seance call me,
for a rather small fee,
I'll find out...

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Categories: salesman, death, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Dream-Maker
As the darkness of the night looms in
The Dream-Maker visits us in our bed.
He rides a fine steed of fiery black
With reins as fine as...

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© Ken Duddle  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: salesman, humorous, inspiration,
Form: Verse
Southern Love Southern Hate
Southern love,  Southern hate 
they are the opposite of each other 
 I have  memories of both in the State I love dearly.

Going...

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Categories: salesman, anger, bullying, childhood, evil,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

Book: Reflection on the Important Things