Best Quacks Poems

I've written about chickens with big fat legs
Told of eating my way through the fridge
My psychiatrist says I'm really quite normal
Though I feel unbalanced, a smidge

I've heard of a place, can't remember where
They can treat an affliction like mine
Problem is though, it means a lobotomy
Sends...

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I've written about chickens with big fat legs
Told of eating my way through the fridge
My psychiatrist says I'm really quite normal
Though I feel unbalanced, a smidge

I've heard of a place, can't remember where
They can treat an affliction like mine
Problem is though, it means a lobotomy
Sends...

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A duckling was practicing his quacks
And his poor mother could not relax
Said he'd be out on a limb
If he did not stop the din
Duckie quacked and got the sealing wax....

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