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Premium Member Quacks Like a Duck
I've written about chickens with big fat legs
Told of eating my way through the fridge
My psychiatrist says I'm really quite normal
Though I feel unbalanced, a smidge

I've heard of a place, can't remember where
They can treat an affliction like mine
Problem is though, it means a lobotomy
Sends...

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Categories: quacks, funny,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Quacks Like A Duck

I've written about chickens with big fat legs
Told of eating my way through the fridge
My psychiatrist says I'm really quite normal
Though I feel unbalanced, a smidge

I've heard of a place, can't remember where
They can treat an affliction like mine
Problem is though, it means a lobotomy
Sends...

Continue reading...
Categories: quacks, humor,
Form: Rhyme

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