Weird Science

* Weird  Science *

With pens he walks
Pocket Protectors to protect his chest
Taped up glasses on his face
Pull his pants down, call him a GEEK a NERD
Science -relativity theory and it's light speed from space
Experiment this- discover that, is how scientist rant
Brainy cats have so many open portals in their minds
You talk down to us as if we carry the brains of a bird
Do you really think we are all blind, 
for not caring over the objectives  principles of the Heisenberg?

You passed  each and ever single science fairs in class
Feeding your ego collecting dots 
After school you earned the right when a bully kicked your a$$!
A DORK calling your self the Math Magician King
Burning and crashing our minds explaining the physics of dying fast 
Using your Quantum Leap that our universe comes with a destiny string

No desire to be wired who needs your further scientific understanding
Life comes with a pattern in which we once lived electricity free
Ironically your scientific process of defining itself continues to expand
Supported by the measurements and masses only you NERDS understand
The power points of our so called energy,
is pointless to me like our so called gravity.
The tale you spin is not of love but a twisted one of insanity

God is the only scientific knowledge I want to perceive!
All you so called scientist, riding the lightning like Benjamin F.  
Take the bolt and tie it like a noose around your neck
Following your own perception while you feed off the sheep
Here you come to emerge to discipline us with your mind of a genius
You come and you bash us with NERD brain waves to explain! 
That this world revolves around the elements and laws of scientific claims

Research this- research that- who gives a cr@p we still die at the end
While life continues, to grow and manipulate our fate, about the universe
Unsolved facts about Einstein, who left his velocity of change for us to comprehend.
Instead of trying to rule the world, explain the facts why things keep getting worse?
Over exaggerating the excitement of an Ancient Mayan 2012 discovery curse.
Bottom line you scientific  quacks,
the real Celestial body is found on the bottom of my crack.

By; P.D.            ( LOL, I love Science )
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Robinson Jr. Avatar
December 31, 2016 at 3:46 PM
I love science too, PD, but I also like to poetry slam science nerds too. Cool poem, real homespun class at the end, eh. Heh heh heh. You are one mighty fine poetess, w/a pen for a liquid sword. Make 'em cry, then cry again. This is a classic ode to the aquatic life of science nerds. I think they're are transfixed by the call of the blue whale. Love the poem. Happy New Year, dear. Love and best wishes.
A  Avatar
February 4, 2016 at 11:29 PM
awesome, yet so weird. **SKAT**
A  Avatar
October 23, 2013 at 8:47 PM
awesome................... Skat <3
Anglesey Avatar
October 22, 2013 at 10:27 AM
definite quacks and cracks in the whole mixed up language of science. The final outcome is always the same. Even the Mayan's got it wrong.. ha ! Congrats on your win -
Ferry Avatar
October 21, 2013 at 9:46 PM
Good Win
Ryerson Avatar
October 18, 2013 at 4:12 PM
'Who gives a cr@p we still die at the end'...That pretty much sums up this whole wonderful rant of yours my friend...Love the way the verses get longer and longer as your anger grows...Yep, THEY still die at the end too just like the rest of us dumb asses...Congrats - Tim
Lamoureux Avatar
October 18, 2013 at 10:32 AM
Now that's what I call entertainment! Congratul;ations Linda. Straight to favorites!
Mehta Avatar
October 18, 2013 at 4:54 AM
Congrats on the win in the contest, P.D.
Gasun Avatar
October 18, 2013 at 1:52 AM
Good afternoon my dearest sis! Can't wait to come, read & comment once again on this outstanding masterpiece of yours. So loving & enjoying it as always and again, many congratulations on your super win & the other recent ones as well. Embracing this write, u & your superb talent as always. I'll just arrived from a 2- day seminar. Hope you're doin well. BIG CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN W/ CHEERS & MORE BIG HUGS to you! lovem4evr, Leonora
Dillard Avatar
October 17, 2013 at 11:16 PM
Congratulations on your placement in this contest. RAY
Harper Avatar
October 17, 2013 at 10:31 PM
PD Congratulations on your win. Thanks much for your very thorough characterization of science, you brought it to life. Enjoyed reading this poem. Thanks much for entering my contest.
A   Avatar
October 17, 2013 at 5:18 PM
yeah,,, me.....xox....me... lol.... AGAIN.... :-) :-) :-) LINDA
Dietrich Avatar
November 1, 2012 at 2:21 PM
hahaha, I am sure I must have seen this one a long time ago!! I just love when you write this way. Very well deserved win, PD. Congrats to you.
Ryerson Avatar
November 1, 2012 at 3:31 AM
You nailed it PD!...They don't know crap!...It's all theories...love your reference to Einstein!...Brings to mind the movie 'Close Encounters'...When the humans finally met the aliens, one observer said, 'Einstein was right'...another observer replied, 'Hell, Einstein was probably one of THEM'
Arowolo Avatar
October 31, 2012 at 4:42 PM
Wonderful piece from an Awesome and weird poetess......Congratulations on your superb win in this contest.......
May Avatar
October 31, 2012 at 11:17 AM
congrats on a great win PD
Sweetheart Avatar
October 30, 2012 at 2:34 PM
CONGRATS PD MY BFF FOR A BOMBASTIC WRITE AND AWESOME WIN LUV .. THIS IS BEYOND GOOD ..IT IS G R E A TTTT.. SEE MY TWO BLOGS TODAY .. HOPE U R WELL AND HAPPY .. BFF FOR ETERNITY ..
Poet Avatar
October 30, 2012 at 1:40 PM
Wow!!What a poem you have penned PD.CONGRATS on your win.
Andresen Avatar
October 30, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Congratulations on your winning poems in the "Good Enough" contest. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
October 30, 2012 at 8:05 AM
Big congrats on this one pd xx
Gasun Avatar
October 30, 2012 at 7:13 AM
Wow! Fascinating one to read my dear sisie! I love it and I love science, too, ;))! MY HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR AWESOME WIN! love/hugs, Leo
Brown Avatar
October 30, 2012 at 6:59 AM
Congratulations on your winning poem in SandyIvy's "Good Enough" contest P. D...... Love, Carol A very deserving win my friend.
A   Avatar
October 29, 2012 at 8:22 PM
yeah,,, me.....xox....me... lol....
Ivy D Avatar
October 29, 2012 at 7:21 PM
Nice win Pedee. Glad to have you enter my contest' means much' SandyIvy
K. Avatar
September 20, 2010 at 11:02 PM
hey there pd :) just dropping by to say HI! how you doing??
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