Quacks Like a Duck

I've written about chickens with big fat legs Told of eating my way through the fridge My psychiatrist says I'm really quite normal Though I feel unbalanced, a smidge I've heard of a place, can't remember where They can treat an affliction like mine Problem is though, it means a lobotomy Sends a quake up and down my spine Don't wanna be mumbling naughty verses As I wander the streets in my socks Or talking about inappropriate subjects Like armpits, halitosis or snots One reviewer said I was absolute bonkers But still sings along with my songs Seems like she might have the same affliction Methinks both of our mind's long gone The bottom line to all this nonsense Not much can be done so I'm stuck Wearing this crown of a silly old jester And quacking all day like a duck © Jack Ellison 2013
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Date: 3/25/2013 5:55:00 PM
Thanks for the entertainment, cause this is better than a variety show. So much fun.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/25/2013 6:05:00 PM
Thanks for the support my friend! Very much appreciated... Jack
Date: 3/25/2013 10:55:00 AM
What would the world be like without ya Jack? Let's not find out! Lol Donna
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/25/2013 11:12:00 AM
I'm around for a while yet (fingers and other things are crossed!) You are ONE real sweetie, dear Donna! Love and hugs, Jack xoxoxxo
Date: 3/25/2013 10:32:00 AM
hahaha. You crack me up every time, Jack. Good stuff, my friend. :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/25/2013 10:38:00 AM
So Quacker Jack cracked you up! Yee haw! Mission accomplished! There's even a popcorn snack "Cracker Jacks" named after me! Hugs xoxox
Date: 3/25/2013 7:59:00 AM
Ducks are us... LOL... Slightly more than 14 inces snow yesterday. And inch away from our all time record in one day... My son was thinking of moving to Colorado, but has a Canadian girlfriend in college... His favorite comment seems to be 'Canada R Us' now... The good news here is that the snow will disappear by the end of the week. I have to shovel the two car driveway. I bet that dragon could melt it all off in minutes... But Noooo... When I ask him he laughed and wandered off. Dumb Dragon!
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Carol Eastman
Date: 3/25/2013 10:11:00 AM
St. Louis, Missouri... but swear it's moving northward... this year... Darn that continental drift!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/25/2013 9:02:00 AM
YIKES... 14 inches!!! Ours is all but gone and we live in the frozen north! Don't think I've ever asked you... where do you live? Alaska? Love and hugs, Jack xoxox
Date: 3/25/2013 7:14:00 AM
Quack on! you are so hilarious...I think I know that shrink. BG
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/25/2013 8:59:00 AM
Do you really think I need one... huh... do ya? Just a happy quacker I am... big big hugs dear friend! xoxox
Date: 3/25/2013 7:01:00 AM
Ha ha, you are so very clever with these Quatrains my friend! I loved reading this enlightening poem this morning! You have delighted me to no end with this awesome piece, quite the masterful and wondrous poem, Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/25/2013 7:11:00 AM
Quackin' Jack saying good morning and wishing you a bright sun shiny day my good friend! Cheers :)
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