Best Putin Poems
Categories:
putin, war,
Form:
Free verse
Listen To the World, Mister PutinPeace-loving peoples of the world are demanding of you, Mister Putin,
That you cease at once this murderous and needless shootin'!
Why can't you and others of your ilk leave other people alone?
Don't you have a soul? Don't you care about the misery you have sown?
How...
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Categories:
putin, conflict, international, sorrow,
Form:
Rhyme
Not the West's Problem PutinLithuania has told Vladimar Putin to keep out of our nation
They've been shifting freight to and from the Russian federation
Putin has said they'll take action, it's just another hollow threat
But if he takes any kind of military action with force he'll be met.
Any hostile act...
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Categories:
putin, war,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
putin, body, history, humorous, leadership,
Form:
Couplet
Putrid PutinPutins invasion is his perverse fun
But we all know he's a murderous hun
When Ukraine counter attacked
Putin's generals were sacked
And soon had Vlad Putin's scum on the run...
Tie up mad Vlad and smear him with honey
Then film it for YouTube and make money
Fill his fat...
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Categories:
putin, murder, war,
Form:
Limerick
Playing the Game, the Early Years - For Hillary Clinton and Vlad the Impaler Aka PutinPlaying the Game, The Early Years
For Hillary (Clinton) and Vlad The Impaler
AKA Putin
In the early years, they were together so much
I thought they were sh*gging
Perhaps Hillary thought her day had come
And it was she who could now do the bragging
“Bill you’re an amateur, a...
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Categories:
putin, humorous, satire,
Form:
Limerick
Putin and Trump's DreamI
In 2023, Trump won the presidential elections. On inauguration day Don Trump gave Putin a present, Ukraine. He said, with some history as backing, "nationalism" is a nuisance. We had no war with Russia when the Soviet Union existed. Ukraine is not as special as...
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Categories:
putin, anti bullying, betrayal, identity,
Form:
Political Verse
Putin V AbbotG20-Blue
At the G20 meeting, many nations steps they trod,
where the Abbot in his Budgies, tried to fight the Putin sod,
oh it came down to leaders, now to fight a war for us,
no casualties no bleeders, just the fisticuffs and stuff,
{ideal war let the leaders...
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Categories:
putin, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
Razz PutinGod blitzed Sodom & Gomorrah
Including fauna & flora
Putin says, "Me, too!
I am just like you
Blasting that Box of Pandora!"
n.b. after blowing up their home
and family, Russian troops
tell survivors that they have
been liberated from the Nazis! ...
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Categories:
putin, god, integrity, truth,
Form:
Limerick
Good FridayGood Friday
Nailed to the cross
you all say it was a good Friday
It was not for me
my blood mocked by soldiers
nor was it good for you
you haven't learned
in ten thousand seasons
there is no Lord
only things you do not know
you claim glory
a bankrupt human emotion
I told you...
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Categories:
putin, abuse, christian, religion, wisdom,
Form:
Free verse
Take OutTom Cunningham says its not rash
For Russians to take out their trash
And the longer they wait
The more stink in their fate
But the buggers all want more cash!...
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Categories:
putin, political,
Form:
Limerick
Atomic CanaryAtomic Canary
Angels seed
The death bell tolls to the masses
Putin ill be your dog
Netanyaho ill be your dog
I love this land
This is where I want yo die
Sing a song
Soul from the Earth
All of us tresspass
Some other country wants your ass
Not...
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Categories:
putin, anger, anti bullying, bird,
Form:
Free verse
Putins PatriarchWeren’t you lucky, up to time of your blood thirsty war,
Russian sports, especially gymnasts and ballet at the fore,
Gave your presidency of Russia somewhat of a credit,
Hopefully with Western sanctions you’ll swim in debit
And, as for the Patriarch of your Russian Orthodox Church
Strange bedfellows you...
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Categories:
putin, god,
Form:
Rhyme
Atomic ApocalypseThe horsemen have arrived on their menacing mares,
Whose stiletto-hoofed horseshoes click-clack on an achromatic static;
Silent staccatos inside an ultraviolet light.
As vidalian-dampened eyes drip viridian veneers before the mounted steeds,
And embrocations of nuclear infernos' fumes simmer their cimmerian shades,
A penumbral eclipse gallops atop the sickened...
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Categories:
putin, future, grave, holocaust, psychological,
Form:
Free verse
Perestroika, a Love LetterPerestroika, a love letter
Glasnost beaten by the devil
prison camps revitalized
repression modernized
for the new world
new wars the same young men die
Ukraine's children bleed red
Putin's delusions
unraveled Russian humanity
He could suffer no longer
he sang songs at the piano
in reminisce
languishing in time
that seemed to move backwards
solitude became intolerable
A...
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Categories:
putin, america, death, integrity, leadership,
Form:
Free verse