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Putrid Putin

Putins invasion is his perverse fun
But we all know he's a murderous hun
When Ukraine counter attacked
Putin's generals were sacked
And soon had Vlad Putin's scum on the run...




Tie up mad Vlad and smear him with honey
Then film it for YouTube and make money 
Fill his fat mouth with fire ants
In his eyes and down his pants
Hearing his cries;  well that would be funny...


(And if that fails)


Vlad's a physchopathic murdering dope
And I'm sure Russia without him would cope 
Make him stand on a stool
And then hang the old fool
Then watch him dance at the end of a rope... 


                 



Written 24th April 2022

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Caren Krutsinger May 6, 2022 at 1:33 PM for sure "we all know he's a murderous hun" Tom Cunningham May 6, 2022 at 1:35 PM Thank you Caren, even sacrificing his own people to achieve his goals. Tom

Jenna Logan April 26, 2022 at 10:36 AM If only the truth about what's happening in Ukraine was allowed to be heard in Russia, I wonder if Putrid Putin would still be alive. Cowardly dog is in hiding from those who would slay him without another thought from the families of those, (Ukranian and Russian) who lost their lives for the sake of one greedy demon. Tom Cunningham April 26, 2022 at 10:46 AM Thank you Jenna, he's on a power trip and doesn't care what it costs, he treats his own army like cannon fodder. I feel sorry for those Russians who oppose him but are powerless to stop or speak out against him. Tom

Lisa Ricci April 26, 2022 at 9:52 AM Hello Tom - I hope this day finds you well. I very much applaud you in all your entries thoughts and messages on this very unthinkable situation for the world and for those directly right in the front lines. It makes me count my blessings. Yes, we all join you in this situation that must end and he must come to an end. Be safe and well Tom. Blessings now and always. Tom Cunningham April 26, 2022 at 10:13 AM Thank you very much Lisa, it's so tragic what is happening in Ukraine, they were certainly no threat to Russia who wants to restore the old iron curtain. Putin is a physchopath. Hope your week is going well. Tom

Demetrios Trifiatis April 26, 2022 at 5:16 AM He deserves to burn in Hell, my dearest friend, Tom! He is a beast! Fantastic Limericks. Be blessed! Tom Cunningham April 26, 2022 at 6:17 AM Thank you very much Demetrios, he'll pay for his crimes against humanity in this life or the next. Tom

Regina Mcintosh April 25, 2022 at 2:43 PM Wow. Great writing... Praying for Ukraine. God bless you friend. Love, Gina Tom Cunningham April 25, 2022 at 10:47 PM Thank you very much Gina, they need our prayers more than ever. Tom

Judy Ball April 25, 2022 at 11:55 AM Ooohoohoo! That's what they used to do way back when. Really good Limericks my friend. God Bless, JB Tom Cunningham April 25, 2022 at 10:35 PM Thank you very much Judy, it's quite mild compared to atrocities his scumbag army have committed against innocent people. Tom

Harry Horsman April 25, 2022 at 6:22 AM Excellent Limericks Tom, Yes we in the so called civilized world, Should with this sort of crime, reach down to his level, and exterminate, him. Tom Cunningham April 25, 2022 at 8:50 AM Thank you very much Harry, I fully agree with you. He doesn't abide by the Geneva convention or any rules, so why should the west. Cant believe the west and NATO are cowering to that piece of s**t. Good job I'm not the Potus because I'd have gone in weeks ago. Tom

Valsa George April 25, 2022 at 12:48 AM "Fill his fat mouth with fire ants In his eyes and down his pants Hearing his cries; well that would be funny"...! Indeed it would be fun watching him wriggle and wiggle when fire ants are let down into his pants ! Seeing him dancing at the end of rope will be even greater fun.....! A real limerick series Tom Tom Cunningham April 25, 2022 at 3:03 AM Thank you very much Valsa, that man is pure evil and he deserves to be executed for his crimes against humanity. Tom

Connie Marcum Wong April 25, 2022 at 12:48 AM Your Limericks let him have the full force of your cutting words Tom. Excellent! Blessings xxoo captcha spelled DYE! Tom Cunningham April 25, 2022 at 3:07 AM Lol thanks Connie, I wish he would for the good of all mankind. He was seen in church yesterday, what a hypocrite he is. Only yesterday a three month old baby along with her mother was murdered by his scum army. I hope you are keeping well. Tom

Victor Buhagiar April 24, 2022 at 10:58 PM Blimey! What great limericks. Perhaps a hive of bees might spy him and get their meal. Pity if they died from his venom. Tom Cunningham April 24, 2022 at 11:01 PM Thank you very much Victor, I certainly wouldn't wish the bees any harm lol. Tom

L Milton Hankins April 24, 2022 at 7:13 PM Wow, Tom, give it to him with both barrels and if that doesn't work some of his own poison! Tom Cunningham April 24, 2022 at 10:06 PM Thanks Milton, there's potential there for another limerick lol. Tom

Gershon Wolf April 24, 2022 at 3:18 PM Tom, it looks as if Vladimir is not going to be your valentine any time soon... Tom Cunningham April 24, 2022 at 10:00 PM Lol, you got that right Gershon, I'd make him watch videos of the carnage he's caused then hang him. Tom

Michael Tor April 24, 2022 at 1:44 PM Let him have it Tom. He will join Hitler as an evil monster in histories future... Tom Cunningham April 24, 2022 at 9:57 PM Thank you Michael, he certainly will, the only nazi he talks about is himself. Tom

Andrea Dietrich April 24, 2022 at 12:02 PM These amusing kills would make folks cheer! Tom Cunningham April 24, 2022 at 9:56 PM Forgive your enemy, I'd struggle with that one after seeing the carnage that scumbag has caused, He deserves to die a painful death. Tom

Sotto Poet April 24, 2022 at 11:43 AM Tom, you have brilliantly described the thoughts that I share. Anyone prepared to slaughter innocent women and children and ruin their livelihoods for the sake of independence deserves to suffer a horrible death. Putin's psychopathy demonstrates day after day how hazardous his plans are for the whole planet. This must be halted or else we will be surprised later. Tom Cunningham April 24, 2022 at 11:50 AM Thank you very much Lasaad, he can never again set a foot outside Russia because he knows he'd be arrested or shot I bear no ill will to anyone but would make an exception in his case. Tom

Rico Leffanta April 24, 2022 at 11:24 AM I am still wondering where are all the Nazis from which Putin has liberated Ukrainians? None of the corpses wear Nazi armbands, no Nazi flags, banners, nor other symbols support Putin's claims, so how can Russians possibly believe him? Perhaps Russians don't watch TV? Aloha! Tom Cunningham April 24, 2022 at 11:48 AM Thanks Rico, the only nazi at play here is putrid Putin himself, im surprised he hasnt got his actors to dress up as ss men then pretend to be dead. Even if he spoke the truth I wouldn't believe a word that comes out of that cretins mouth. Tom

David Kavanagh April 24, 2022 at 11:11 AM Biting satire Tom, and justifiably so, I seen him on the news earlier at a Russian orthodox Easter service, he was on the altar blessing himself, this whole situation is becoming more perverse by the day, indeed kick away the stool, cheers David Tom Cunningham April 24, 2022 at 11:45 AM Thank you David, just the sight of him makes you want to throw up. Two faced murdering scumbag, I think there would be a rush to kick away the stool. Tom

Vijay Pandit April 24, 2022 at 9:56 AM Anyone willing to kill innocent women and children and destroy their livelihood merely because they want to be an independent country--deserves to die a miserable death. Brilliantly captured sentiments--which I share, Tom. So sad, to watch the news--but an occasional flash of his generals being killed-- gives a bit of hope and relief. Tom Cunningham April 24, 2022 at 10:10 AM Thank you Vijay, I'm sure we're not alone thinking he deserves a similar death which his scum army has inflicted on those innocent men, women and children. Tom