Best Payne Poems

To be sung to the tune of Lily Marlene, inspired by the lady herself and the film Personal Services - Cynthia played by Julie Walters.

Underneath the lamplight in a leafy street in Streatham
Lived a naughty lady, boy, and was she out to getum!
She opened her...

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How does one pick a single soul in a field of Flowers?
God would find it rather hard with all of his powers

There are so many beautiful people as we all know
I’m finding it rather impossible to pick a single soul

Even as I pen this one...

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There is an ob-gyn named Doctor Payne
He guarantees he'll live up to his name
   When his patients groan
   He whacks their skullbone
Delivers the baby plus a migraine...

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     pliers… scalpel… knife… 

       drat… I feel the pulse of life… 

          if not for my wife… 



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