Best Payne Poems
To be sung to the tune of Lily Marlene, inspired by the lady herself and the film Personal Services - Cynthia played by Julie Walters.
Underneath the lamplight in a leafy street in Streatham
Lived a naughty lady, boy, and was she out to getum!
She opened her door by day and night
You know the one, it has a red light
Don't be afraid, come play the game
Our own Cynthia Payne (sing twice)
She has so many girls you will be spoilt for choice
From a Fiat Panda to a classy Rolls Royce
Pay by the night or by the hour
Just present your luncheon voucher
We don't even want to know your name
Our own Cynthia Payne (sing twice)
If you pay by cash we do not charge the tax
With no questions asked they just lay on their backs,
And if you have unusual desires
Our young girls will relight your fires
You will be elated that you came
Our own Cynthia Payne (sing twice)
I can guarantee you will be back for more
That's when you've recovered from being very sore
Next time why not try two or three
With added extras for an additional fee
If you miss this you must be insane
Our own Cynthia Payne (sing twice)
When the night is over and you slowly will awaken
Breakfast will be served with Crumpets, eggs and bacon
But please don't mention the night before
Or you will be right out the door
Make another booking and please COME again
Our own Cynthia Payne
How does one pick a single soul in a field of Flowers?
God would find it rather hard with all of his powers
There are so many beautiful people as we all know
I’m finding it rather impossible to pick a single soul
Even as I pen this one is coming clearly to my mind
Michaela is a very rare gift that is impossible to find
She is like a spiritual daughter that blesses my heart
She has been a very special friend right from the start
Her and my daughter Michaela share the same name
I have chosen my very dear friend, Miss Michaela Payne
When we first met on the site each of us was fairly new
She was the essence of the word “pure” through and through
Michaela is so pure of heart and she is so pure of soul
Beaming with a beautiful innocence so few ever know
It was really hard at first because these words are true
I thought, “Someone like her doesn’t need to know you”
Sometimes in life the Lord brings together two souls
As they each help each other understand their goals
Through her friendship I was eventually able to see
That there was still some good left up inside of me
I truly doubt that Michaela could ever begin to know
Beautiful blessing she has been up inside of my soul
She knows that if ever she needs it I have a real good ear
As I know my knowledge is something that she holds dear
She knows what ever the subject I can offer sound advice
For I haven’t just seen it all, I have seen most of it twice
Never know how good it feels for a tired old convict like me
To help someone as beautifully innocent as a person can be
I reckon that leaves this old man with just one last thing to say
I hope my Michaela grows to be just like her some beautiful day
This Poem is written for Christie's contest and i must
say I found it so very hard to choose just one person
to write about because I have truly been blessed by
many wonderful friends on this site. God Bless you all
There is an ob-gyn named Doctor Payne
He guarantees he'll live up to his name
When his patients groan
He whacks their skullbone
Delivers the baby plus a migraine
pliers… scalpel… knife…
drat… I feel the pulse of life…
if not for my wife…
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MILs = Mothers-in-Law
Arrange every single drop with class,
ready to be the grande opening?
Take the chance and reveal it all.
In a splash of shade and trash polka,
silver linings are the cherry on top.
Paid the price with that blob of tears,
added a graffiti twist to the pristine.
Yanked out the picture inside my head
now it’s out there for everyone to see.
Eat it all up, let them feel your authentic.