Best Password Poems
"User name" and "password"
That's all you need to know.
Type them in , press "enter"
Then you’re fine to go.
Sounds quite simple really,
Till your memory starts to wane,
You trawl the deepest caverns
Of your tired and aging brain.
You thump the keyboard harder
As your temper starts to fray,
And curse the screen before you
With its "road block" in the way.
No pet, place or loved one’s name
Will give you access rights,
When you cannot remember
Those all important bytes.
Defeated, crazed you finally press
"Forgot your password?" key
But can't answer all the questions
To get you through security
To release your rescue e-mail
From this digital dictator,
Requires you reacquaint yourself
With your "administrator" ?
So how do you escape
From this technical morasse?
Caught with no ropes or crampons
In this digital crevasse ?
Well this is my solution
When you face the software snub,
Pull out the plug, put on your coat
And "log off" down the Pub !
I think
My computer has dementia
It keep asking me for
my password
my password
my password
I keep telling it--
I think
it has forgotten it
My password
I Forgot My Password Again
Tried yesterday, today, and probably tomorrow as well. One more will be number twelve.
Can’t use my birthday, name, social security, or home address. Think I’ll rest, or do what
is best.
Tried dreaming a password. No luck! Saw three ducks, counted six legs and went back
to bed.
Prayed and prayed. Stayed and stayed. No answer. Perhaps, they forgot their
password also. Say what? I need a password to pray? My God, what a day!
Saw two senior citizens walking down the street. Nosy me, asked a question. What’s a
good password? One said “are you a nerd”?
I replied with a no. The other said, how old are you? I told them my age, and they said
divide it by two. I heard the other say poor guy, he doesn’t get the clue.
One of them asks me, what is your name? Good! Divide it the same. Wow! A new
password. Stupid me! If I could only remember my name. Oh well! Guess I’ll log in
as “No one to blame”.
Dr. “G”
password
Password
Password1
Pass_word
Password*
Password#
Passwordd
Mypassword
PASSWORD
123123
Sheesh, did I use Rumpelstiltskin?
No password
Only the sword
In body
In conscience
In spirit
In deed
The word is the sword
free association
comprised of subtle insinuation
rushes onward to cognation
random ideas’ gestation
expressed in dazzling creation
a pyramiding sensation
of continuous augmentation
~ endless fascination
gw monorhyme June 19, 2022
Give me your password!
No! Not to your email -
The password to your heart
So that not to be apart,
So that to understand:
If you are the one for me on this land.
Give me your password!
I'd like to connect with your soul
As far as you are my sole.
Give me your password!
I'd like to be always with you,
To give my tender love to you.
Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)
poor little dream
how big are you
in this tiny night
tell me wich is
the magic word
to complete you
stupid & regardless of your
rapping quietly on the door-
you know the password
but i want more- so, i,
tapping tongues &
scraping lungs, saunter to
the center, tempting you
to enter- expecting
hospitality, you move thru,
missing a shoe-
my malady whimpers
asks 'what do i do?'
fills the air with fear-
with much care you come
near, spitting words &
spinning worlds so fast
such ease- unbeknownst
you've stolen my swallowed
keys.
Password
My twin and I
New vocabulary
Bit too big for Christmas stocking
A 1950’s game for family use
Crazy guesses extremely fun
Inspired much laughter
I still love it
Password
I woke up and forgot my password.
Everything seems back-assword.
It must be somewhere, but mislaid,
among a paper mountain, I'm afraid.
Something's really weird and strange.
Has my brain been rearranged?
As this odd feeling lingers,
I can't even feel my fingers,
and while my digits seem fat and numb,
they won't even oppose my thumb.
My vision's blurry and I feel weak.
When I open up my mouth to speak,
instead of meaningful words,
out flies butterflies and birds.
Even when I try to scream
like a kettle blowing steam,
there is not a single sound -
just a silence that's profound.
The sun looks more green than yellow,
and the ground is made of jello.
I'm not sure who I am.
Can you tell me my name?
I was someone when I went to bed.
Maybe, now I'm somebody else instead.
Am I gone? Will I be missed?
Or do I not even exist?
I wish I knew where I reside -
once again, "Password Denied".
Consider this an SOS.
Please send help to my address.
I see how
I trap myself
every time I think
in my defense.
I don't even have to speak
and every speech tangles me
deeper in darkness.
I wound my case
with every word.
Where is the path out of this place?
The little tricks no longer seem to work.
So alone when no allies can defend me.
The worst sin is peace.
Ok. It is the people
on the other side of the screen
who most concern me.
It is the fantasy of fame.
I can stop
entertaining fantasies.
I can let that slip away
and just laugh and taste.
I can observe and understand.
The pain of this will not kill me.
It will just fade me as if
I put on my dressing gown.
I just liked you,
but you settled in my heart,
I love thinking about you,
But every moment your thoughts haunt me,
I always eagerly wait to see you,
but now even my reflection looks like you.
I want to ignore you,
The more I try to do,the more I feel about you!
Whatever the things I do,
In them, I don't know why I find you !
I wanted to forget you,
but resulted in your name as my password !
In the process of deleting you from my heart,
I lost myself, I formatted my heart,
now there is nothing inside except you !
When I tried to separate you from my heart,
I didn't know that I broke it,
because you are inseparable from it ,
You're not the part of it , you are whole of it !
I stare at your face every blessed day
The illumination of your smile makes my day everyday
The orderliness of your white diamonds leads my way everyday
I don't take alcohol because you so much intoxicate me
The wave of your love is mightier than that of the wave of a stormy ocean
The passion that comes with it is a consuming fire
No wonder your appearance sets my nerves on fire
And your touch feels like the embrace of a naked wire
My needs and wants may be numerous, but I have only one desire
Which is you
All my thoughts are about you
Not just because I am in love with you
But because I cherish you
I value you
I appreciate you
And above all else, password, I unconventionally love you.
Tried to change my password to
They said it was too short, now that was meanith
Then tried mammoth
Suggested I try banana
They sure did hurt this old guy's feelings