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Premium Member Get Yourself a Big Black Cat To Cancel Out Bad Luck
If there should be a pot hole as deep as Satan’s pit
appearing as I’m driving, I’d run right over it!

My husband’s luck is worse than...

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Categories: package deal, cat,
Form: Couplet



Wicked Seduction
Her love is a tenacious hurricane
A vicious tide knocking me down
A heavy, steady, angry rain
blanket of water consuming the ground

   Her touch is...

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Categories: package deal, dark, evil, woman,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ms Liska
When I was a FreshPerson in a new higher school,
our English Literature class was delighted
to meet a new to our area Ms. Liska,
who was a...

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Categories: package deal, death, humanity, humor, life,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Whats Happenings
Perchance, happenstance, my sailor found me
as I arrived (a package deal) but I stole his heart
and wouldn’t share, though some so-and-so tried.
She’s lucky she’s still...

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Categories: package deal, heart, humor, military,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Poetic Pestilence / Or, I Hate Bugs!!!
I'm sitting at a desk,
no longer mine,
in a house that is no more,
before me, a glass of wine,
and a book I've seen before

a journal, forty...

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© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: package deal, funny, parody, passion, philosophy,
Form: Burlesque



Premium Member The Attack of the Translucent Blue Balls
What are these translucent blue balls doing in my dungeon-lobby?
I shall chase them away with my fire-spouting stick!
I'll even use my hand to summon fire,
Though...

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Categories: package deal, fantasyblue, blue, me,
Form: Prose Poetry
Swtor Can Characteristic With All the Initial Electronic Digital Enlargement
Very good news regarding people with the on the web role-playing video game SWTOR the 'preferred status' contact their particular. And this may well enjoy...

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© Lea Hela  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: package deal, computer-internet,
Form: Free verse
A Few of My Favorite Things
Steady rain vibrating a tin roof
Refreshing breeze from a screen door
Untouched linen on a strange bed
A few luxuries, I adore

Roaring thunder rocks me to sleep
Birds...

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Categories: package deal, beauty, happiness,
Form: Free verse
Carrousel
Orbiting a pole is it's sole function
I have yet to determine a purpose
   The bedazzle causes the children to run
But the idea, I...

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Categories: package deal, evil,
Form: Free verse
Rational Awe
a non-believer in the great fictions,
the ridiculous notions of the organized
religions of the world
does not walk around 
without the ability to experience the 
wonder of...

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Categories: package deal, life, world, people, people,
Form: Free verse
No U
in the beginning
god who liked the full package deal confused the angel of death who ruined a future, we were invited to, why is that...

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Categories: package deal, faith, history, holiday
Form: Free verse
My Instructor, Bill
Flew control line planes till I met Bill
Who said, RC is the way
Give up that stuff, I’ll teach you RC
It’s a more fun way to...

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Categories: package deal, people, me, me,
Form: Quatrain
The Resurrectionists
in the future when all the 2012 
prophecies have been exposed 
as frauds, when all the idiots 
thinking their specific deity’s 
wrath comes in a...

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Categories: package deal, life, may,
Form: Free verse
Cleaning the Clothes
A cool breeze touches my skin
And I close my eyes
A memory washes over me
Through my hair
And I smile
Slowly 
Lingering there

Standing there, here by a pile...

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Categories: package deal, friendship, funny, happiness, me,
Form: Free verse
Dithering With Hesitation On Brink of Abysmal Precipice
Infinite pitch black void zooms,
I vacillate to pitch headlong (head over heels)
where freedom looms
large (think) cosmic size grand canyon grooms
espouses, and cloisters unbridled wedded bliss
structured...

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Categories: package deal, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things