Best Pachyderm Poems

You know when I think about it now and what I have to do,
a lot of you folk out there would have a bit of...

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Pachyderm Extinction Party

Two American parties of politics each have a mascot, 
Either choice as sensible as picking a sasquatch.
One a pachyderm the other a ass,...

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That's not my elephant! as you can plainly see
My ethnic elephant eats spaghetti with such glee

This silly pachyderm won't eat one single bite
Says its written...

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One thought of her and your heart skips a beat
Which prompts the little boy inside to squirm
That sends a tingling feeling to your feet
You feel...

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I wake up in the morning, eat my bran and germ,
You know I'm pretty hungry, since I'm a pachyderm.
I have to write a poem, will...

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Like smoke from some mighty engine
The clouds came rolling by,
A majestic parade
     when pachyderm kined mountains
     ...

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That is not my elephant
High-stepping in the basement.
Ardently preparing for her pachyderm placement.
Tapping her trunk on the window’s casement. 

Instantly intriguing, oh, the fashion statement.
Surprisingly...

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You played the game of thrones
with devious glee and amoral passion
Nothing was too low for you to stoop to
Your career-cutting teeth were honed
in staid institutions...

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I need to win the Powerball
For my house is getting small
It's not exactly what I prefer
It's just the size of my elephant herd

Ceramic, glass, plaster...

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In a New Jersey town, an elephant stands.
This pachyderm faces northward while on the sands.
This unique house was built near the beach.
On the east coast,...

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We were born into a sabotaged life,
Darwin's Theory of Evolution. 
Protruding branches trapped by the tree of life,
but sunlight produces chlorophyll, the attribution revolution.

We had...

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I’d hate to be a pachyderm,
My schnozzle such a wacky worm
That though I willed it slack or firm,
Each sneeze would really pack a squirm!...

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‘That’s not my elephant’ bellowed 
Saturn from his throne
He pointed his ringed finger
At the spaghetti haired Olympian Jove
‘It’s his creation’, he shouted
Jove rose from his...

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Light da Roman candles
for da coming Chariots of Pharaoh holiday
Dem New Publicans
be back in pyramid power
Give a Caesar Palace casino hip, hip-hooray

Happy daze are here...

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ELEPHANTINE   ERROR 

”That’s not my elephant!”
She said loudly between mouthfuls of spaghetti.
Ella was one of my 2nd graders, 
And we had just discussed...

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