Pachyderm Poems - Poems about Pachyderm

Big as a house, Scared of a mouse, With nose that grows Down to its toes. Fearlessly drives tusk into dusky musk. Wisely buggers-off from the likes of usk....

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It is cool, refreshing, and it makes you smell smart the elephant said. We stared at this pachyderm, was he all right in his enormous head? Seriously, stand under here, you will love it, he said to my cousin Fred. No thanks, said Fred. I like taking showers in my bathroom, instead. I watched the elephant who was having...

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On his way to a second term He's like a sad old pachyderm Trump hit a big snag Continues to brag He’s making the G.O.P. squirm. Written November 11, 2022...

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There once was a light-skinned pachyderm Who had a thing for a lowly worm Sun-bathing on the hot sand Elephant got quite a tan Poor worm earned him a wiggly sunburn...

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PACHY ,PACHY PACHYDERM by JOHN M. ARRIBAS I own a little ranchette, ftve acres, more or less With a two storey colonial, gorgeously dressed With a wrap around balcony on the second floor With a large rose garden. Who could ask for more? Green Bahamian shutters, with walls oyster white The ultimate luxury for any upscale suburbanite Did I mention the pool, with...

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You know when I think about it now and what I have to do, a lot of you folk out there would have a bit of envy too; you see I'm a 'lacky' for a vet, well a nurse I s'pose is true, and sometimes I get to help out, down at a private zoo. For some...

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Pachyderm Extinction Party Two American parties of politics each have a mascot, Either choice as sensible as picking a sasquatch. One a pachyderm the other a ass, The former officially adopted by the party of impasse. It is too bad this proboscis beast has been picked By accident of history this party to depict; One whose furtherance of business as...

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That's not my elephant! as you can plainly see My ethnic elephant eats spaghetti with such glee This silly pachyderm won't eat one single bite Says its written in the elephant's bill of rights. She wants to hang our with the second graders I really think those darn kids must have paid her My friend Ella gave her a sweet kiss...

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I know you love Korean food and dine on the other sweet side of the world I wonder if you toppled clean over when the runaway circus herd swooshed past your shoulder. They stepped on the tables like tapestry's ripping clean off of the castles they'd centuries lived in They danced on them like the ballerina brigade full of emboldened students...

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