Pachyderm Poems - Poems about Pachyderm

...Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat Even as old (dish) married (spooning) curmudgeon, who receives social security disability linkedin with social anxiety) chose the fork less ......Read the rest...

...Big as a house, Scared of a mouse, With nose that grows Down to its toes. Fearlessly drives tusk into dusky musk. Wisely buggers-off from the likes of usk.......Read the rest...

...Born into a world that's hard to bear, Trapped by the tree of life, with branches bare. But even in the darkest days, There's hope for a brighter tomorrow, in so many ways. We fought to be bo......Read the rest...

...I loathe feeling under the weather..., especially when nasty elephant (named Thomas the pachyderm) stomping to break loose courtesy tether, where antibodies of mine struggle to band together......Read the rest...

...It is cool, refreshing, and it makes you smell smart the elephant said. We stared at this pachyderm, was he all right in his enormous head? Seriously, stand under here, you will love it, he said to......Read the rest...

...On his way to a second term He's like a sad old pachyderm Trump hit a big snag Continues to brag He’s making the G.O.P. squirm. Written November 11, 2022......Read the rest...

...An elephant swam with a stork He snorkeled along with his trunk The stork stopped it up with a cork Which put pachyderm in a funk. Then, pachyderm laughed till he cried As he soaked the poor s......Read the rest...

...If it seems absurd that a cuckoo bird is as crazy as a loon, but you hear the talk he’s around a clock all morning, night, and noon, then it should not astound that he’s a little wound, and s......Read the rest...

...Courtesy Google, I learned Dynata...mite! Constitutes the world’s largest first-party data platform for insights, activation and measurement Earlier today August 28th, 2022, a representative......Read the rest...

...Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat Even as an old curmudgeon, aye pucker and raspily suction, albeit toothless mouth drawing reminiscent guffaws affecting (think feeble attempt ......Read the rest...

...There once was a light-skinned pachyderm Who had a thing for a lowly worm Sun-bathing on the hot sand Elephant got quite a tan Poor worm earned him a wiggly sunburn......Read the rest...

...I love elephants! It’s a love I’m not ashamed to affirm. Yes, I’m not afraid to say it…I’m in love with the pachyderm! It’s not just because as I’ve grown older my ears and nose are larger…and i......Read the rest...

... Blow the Trump card! Supreme court jestures wanna mask a pale blew, Machiavellian facade Poker hot as an ire red ballot bluff firewall: Algonquin blue urn cry is an ash white b......Read the rest...

...Ironic how most of the wealthy old greenies pamper their white satin fannies over fancy bidets behind the walls of butchered Cherrywood trees. Stuffing RVs and private planes with fracking gasol......Read the rest...

...Seduced by the $ubtil $ound Put your elephant ear to the ground, and listen pachyderm carefully Do you hear the err stampede sound ... stimulus assisted thievery deed There’s been......Read the rest...