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Best Out Of Whack Poems

Below are the all-time best Out Of Whack poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of out of whack poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Creeping Naked
Wearing clothes to bed simply makes no sense
I must float freely on my waterbed
But when I wake in the morning, I’m tense
Wrinkles from the sheets...

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Categories: out of whack, angst, funny,
Form: Dizain



Premium Member Christmas Down Under
Now Christmas in July seems crazy - I’m sure I hear you say
That has got to be plain silly - but this is the Aussie...

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Categories: out of whack, celebration, christmas, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Too Young To Get Old


I'm really much too young to get old
Something's drastically out of whack
I'm still this handsome, charismatic dude
Why's this body giving me flack?

Strange lumps have appeared...

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Categories: out of whack, humor,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Your Looks
Your punishing look;
With such venom in your eyes,
Casts dispersions upon my character;
As if my entirety you despise.
Though my error was one of innocence,
Under a rock...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: out of whack, lifeme, me,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Paranoia Schizophrenia, A Sad Tale
The story, sad.
The man, sad.
The wife sad,
The children, sad.
The diagnosis, paranoia schizophrenia.
 
It happened to the man when he was twenty-nine.
He had a sweet family,...

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Categories: out of whack, sad, sad love,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Why is a Beast a Beast
 The image of beast doesn’t know
being an image of formidable  foe
he is hindrance to his own essence glow
the pride of life is but...

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Categories: out of whack, inspirational, god, god, image, love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Spoon-Fed on Spoonerisms
Hooming in the near lorizon, 
another girthday makes me bloomy
The yays, the dears are massing paster!
I am diserablly mepressed, and in a date of great...

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Categories: out of whack, age, funny, old,
Form: Free verse
These Words To You
A warm tear in my eye
As I just wonder why
Why you had to leave me, fly away far
Now for you, alone, I wish to our...

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Categories: out of whack, absence, beautiful, bereavement, caregiving, change, dedication,
Form: Romanticism
Premium Member Chicken Soup Farm
Relationships are like farming,
if you don't plant the seed,
you'll have no crop to harvest.
Rumi (M. Mafi, trans.)

Gambling is like farming,
if you don't play the game,
you'll...

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Categories: out of whack, earth, earth day, nature, philosophy, power,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Real Terrorist
I'm expecting a terrorist attack
suspecting my defense's out of whack
I'm bracing for the worst here, all alone
Waiting for my children to come home  
...

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Categories: out of whack, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member SCIATICA - your best friend
    SCIATICA
You'll doubtless think my mind is fooling me,
or all my hurting's only in my head,
but pain is what brings on my...

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© Vee Bdosa  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: out of whack, art, black african american, confusion, death,
Form: Sonnet
Uncle Peacock


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Categories: out of whack, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
When The Telephone Rings
When you least expect, your phone will start to ring,
Someone on the other end, just has to do their thing.
“ Madam, I must inform you,...

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Categories: out of whack, faith, history, hope, uplifting,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Fifty Degrees Today


Holy Crap, going to be fifty degrees today
Can't believe it, something is out of whack, I say
The buds are stirring
Warm winds are whirring
Quite delusional, maybe...

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Categories: out of whack, weather,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Destroying Paradise


We're losing our beloved horse pasture out back
Progress is destroying paradise, everything's out of whack
Soon the world will be paved over
Surely no more rolling in...

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Categories: out of whack, sad,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Singing the Old Age Blues
My knees crack and creak 
       like an old barn door 
And I can't just take a seat 
...

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Categories: out of whack, age, body, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
West Palm Beach
Once I lived on Andrews Road
When I was young-before I got old
I moved from living near New York city
So West Palm Beach looked awful pretty

At...

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Categories: out of whack, smile,
Form: Rhyme
Thoughts flow like a river
 UNSUPPORTED CODE 

I find myself back to what I like to call my moments of writing out my inner thoughts
.  In these quiet...

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Categories: out of whack, beautiful, blessing, deep, faith, inspirational, spiritual,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Winter's Bite
Ice and snow have covered reason
This place is out of whack! 
Flurries, blizzards through the streets 
I want my summer back!  

Slipping sliding down...

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Categories: out of whack, nature,
Form: Rhyme
Right Side Down
There are sayings
That go without saying.
I call them un-sayings.
Do you know what I’m saying?

Like right side down
Or upside up.
Neither fit me;
They’re just slipups.

Neither inside in
Nor...

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Categories: out of whack, philosophy,
Form: Rhyme
WHO STOLE THE HARDWARE STORE
Getting back to plaintiff's grip
I wasn't guilty is my quip
the newest Model on the floor
a flagrant entry of encore!

And littleness became the store
that when a...

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Categories: out of whack, motivation, stress,
Form: Monorhyme
Bent English



My speech ain’t elegantly refined,
my words don’t dress up none too properly
Simply cloth words with no aristocratic design,
just plain, unassuming ghetto vocalese
Though I’m very familiar...

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Categories: out of whack, culture, spoken word, truth,
Form: Bio
Premium Member "I am a Laid Back Fact"
In my eighteen wheeler rolling, I am like a salmon fish in the rapids shoaling! Spawn’s flowing 
next generation’s showing!  Black smoke a rolling...

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Categories: out of whack, funny, introspectionlife, life, me, time,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Angels watching over me
I've got angels watching over me, wherever I look is where they'll be
To keep me out of harms way, to safely guide me through my...

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Categories: out of whack, angel, inspiration,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Different Weird Or Cracked


There's usually a balance tween sad and happy
Somehow my brain's out of whack
Certainly not saying I'm complaining or such
Am I different or weird or cracked?

Cracked...

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Categories: out of whack, humorous, life,
Form: Quatrain