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Best Oh My Goodness Poems

Below are the all-time best Oh My Goodness poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of oh my goodness poems written by PoetrySoup members


Oh My Goodness
“It’s a boy!”

A day which will live long in the memory;
Such emotions as I have never experienced!
My whole life turned upside down

In that moment that...

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Categories: oh my goodness, fantasy, funny, moving on, scary,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member POETRY LESS
POETRY LESS
Sitting at my computer with my silly hat on,
Not knowing what to write,
I really feel sad, down, really not bright,
My muse is no help...

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Categories: oh my goodness, night,
Form: Rhyme
Spring
Spring

As Dark-Eyed Junco birds head north I know,
you’re not far behind with warmer weather in tow.

With an experienced artist’s colorful brush,
you skillfully paint away winter’s...

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Categories: oh my goodness, seasons, spring,
Form: Personification
Smelly Poop
Poop is a smelly thing
poop is far from clean
when I poop, I poop on the pot
when I poop, I poop a lot
It's big and brown...

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Categories: oh my goodness, funny,
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member i am so bright my mother calls me sun
the sun is mean here
it’s too bright
and i don’t mean smart

it shines in my eyes
i have to wear dark glasses just to drive
yesterday it burned my...

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Categories: oh my goodness, fun, funny,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member A Game Of Cat And Mouse
Oh my goodness! Did you see that???
A mousey riding on the back of a cat

Guess these guys have kissed and made up
Heard mousey yell “Hey!...

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Categories: oh my goodness, children,
Form: Couplet
Reincarnation of Turkey Tom - a collaboration
*if ya wanna add some sillies, hop on the wagon!


After the feast, Tommy was gone
Hen said, "Don't worry, won't be for long."
"He'll reincarnate,
Just sit and...

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Categories: oh my goodness, tribute,
Form: Limerick
Three year old thoughts
I've worked with children all my days,
The things they say sure do amaze.

"How did the baby get in you?
Will it come out with your poo?"

"You'll...

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Categories: oh my goodness, age, children, humor,
Form: Couplet
Missing Miss Mavis
Life without her
would never be the same
She was the loudest, proudest
most endearingly brash
sugar-sweet and pickle-sour
five-foot-two, force to be reckoned with
that anyone in Yell county had...

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Categories: oh my goodness, appreciation, confidence, identity, memory, people,
Form: Free verse
By Degrees
September I gazed outside with unease
When I heard it will fall in the sixties.
Then dad said we’ll soon be losing degrees;
To me these things sounded...

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Categories: oh my goodness, family, funny, dad, me, dad, me,
Form: Iambic Pentameter
Premium Member Your kiss From Heaven

Your kiss from heaven caressed my cheek.
It made me feel safe, yet a little weak!

Confusing thoughts ran through my head.
Is this for real, or just...

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Categories: oh my goodness, inspirational,
Form: Rhyme
Mrs Claus
Mrs. Claus was getting tired of it
He was getting too fat and it would not fit
Her fingers were bleeding from trying to sew him in
Why...

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Categories: oh my goodness, christmas, funny,
Form: Free verse
The Devil's Cold
I sit at my bench again,
this whole scene is getting old.
Same old sinners skulking in,
same defense a trillion-fold.

Next the room fills up with steam,
then flames...

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Categories: oh my goodness, cool, fire, funny, humorous, satire, sick,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Look okay I have NO clue what to say
Look okay; I have NO clue what to say,
To be honest your
Peanut to my butter
Moon to my ocean
Di** to my Con***
c*m to my v*g ....

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Categories: oh my goodness, art, imagination, love, i love you,
Form: Verse
Now, Where Were We
Now, Where Were We?


Today a caller so nice and sweet, screamed in my ear, 
Everything was going so well, and she was such a dear.
A...

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Categories: oh my goodness, fun, funny, hilarious, humor, people, technology,
Form: Light Verse
Jackson the Pug and family on Holiday
Twas the night before New Years 
and all slept like a log
all the creatures were sleeping
except for Jackson Pug dog,

his puppies were nestled 
all snug...

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Categories: oh my goodness, animalsmother, new years day,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member I AM A BlUEBIRD
                        ...

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Categories: oh my goodness, bird, blue, caregiving, family, growth, happiness,
Form: Rhyme
A boxer dog animal alive
Oh my goodness
What have we here
The house work to do
I would rather not dare
Kids to feed plus the cat
If this is a humans life
You can...

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Categories: oh my goodness, dog, lonely,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Toilet Paper Caper
Oh my goodness, oh my gosh
We're totally out of toilet paper
Someone broke in and pilfered it
Known as the toilet paper caper

It's really not a laughing...

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Categories: oh my goodness, funny,
Form: Quatrain
A Kiss Under The Mistletoe
When I look into a crystal ball
These are some things that I see	
Hearing loss will be my down fall
And my wife won’t listen to me

Look...

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Categories: oh my goodness, age, christmas, funny love, future,
Form: Quatrain
No Internet Connection
I Can’t Connect to the Internet

By Elton Camp

When I got home from having been gone all day,
It’s into my office to see what e-mail has...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: oh my goodness, computer-internetinternet,
Form: Rhyme
A Grandfather Clause
A Grandfather Clause

Maybe about President should take a pause
Bernie thinks there is a Grandfather Clause
That will enable you to run for President
Who from do we...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: oh my goodness, allegory,
Form: Couplet
Home Is Where The Heart Is
Home Is Where The Heart Is


Oh my goodness
"Lets Party, Family Reunion"
Family of 10

Its all good, we stay close knit
Look forward to cookouts
Mardi Gras here is...

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Categories: oh my goodness, family,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Am A Special Concoction
An Icy cold, sweet treat.
                    ...

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Categories: oh my goodness, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Concrete
Premium Member Samara Part 2
“Samara” A flying seed…   (Part 2)

I started seeing, the sea of light;
        orange and yellow, purple...

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Categories: oh my goodness, change, destiny, happiness, hope, inspiration, life,
Form: Masnavi