I Am So Bright My Mother Calls Me Sun

the sun is mean here it’s too bright and i don’t mean smart it shines in my eyes i have to wear dark glasses just to drive yesterday it burned my skin but today i am ready i’m wearing lotion  spf one thousand if that doesn’t work i’m wearing my long underwear of course the sun will make me sweat it is a nasty vengeful sun i’ll be all wet i am going to wear it down that’s the wrong spelling of wear isn’t it? with all this heat i can’t think  sun stroke maybe i'm fed up i am going to get rid of it i'll look mean scare it down i'll make it go away oh my goodness it’s working finally the sun is leaving the sun is gone hurray oh no i can't believe it look the sun it just mooned me.